Creepypasta Comedy

Booty

Slendy: *going an 80s workout regiment in spandex*
Jeff: Hey no face I did what you wa- *walks in on slendy mid-squat* OH MY FUCK OFF!
Slendy: HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK DAMN IT!
Jeff: your in.....and your.......then they.....OH MY DAMN THIS IS JUST GROSS!
Slendy: then leave damn it!
Masky: hey I heard your screa- ZALGO FUCK DUDE! WITAH IS THIS?
Slendy: *derp faces*
Masky: WE SEE YOUR DICK IS HARD MAN! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
Slendy: *sighs* its not hard, it just moved and-
Raven: *walks by drinking soda, looks in the room, gags on the soda and speed walks away*
Slendy: UGH FOR THE LOVE OF DAMNS PLEASE GO AWAY!
BEN: *snaps blackmail pictures and runs away* hey Hoodie, guess what I found!
Slendy: why you little-
May: *from the top corner of the room* why are you still squating? Its very odd.
Slendy: because I refuse to stop my regiment because you all are not comfortable.
Jeff: thats putting it lightly....
Bon: *from under the bed* yeah Slendy, its really weird.
Masky: what are you doing under his bed?
Bon: I found old porn mags and wanted to read them. I found some really nice ones that I might keep.
Slendy: EVERYONE OUT AND LEAVE THOSE MAGAZINES ALONE!
Bon: but they were just laying under here.
Slendy: GET OUT!
*Everyone leaves and Slendy sighs*
Slendy: finally! *rises up only to hit his head against Tocklands*
Tockland: *sips beverage while upside down*
Slendy: *knocks the drink from his hand*
Tockland: *glares and disappears into fairy dust*
Slendy: *brushes off dust with his tentacles*