Chryst walks in the room wearing gym shorts, highsocks, a low cut muscle shirt, and a backwards cap rapping to rap god like a boss*
BEN: Damn . I didn't know she could rap like that.
Jeff and Masky: Sooo sexy
Jane: *dark aura* what!?
Hoodie: *sing song voice* somebody's jealous
Jane: fuck off
Jeff: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU COCK - JUGGLING -THUNDER-CUNT-ASS-SPELUNKING DICK-FACED-WHORE-CAKE!
Jane: why should she get all the attention! ?
Jeff and Masky: cuz she's hot
Jane: *Storms off*
Chryst: *takes out earbuds* Oh, hey guys, wanna play some CoD?
BEN: Don't do it! She knows all the codess~
Chryst: Shut it, elf or I'll drown you.
BEN: NUUUUUUUUU! *Runs crying like a little girl*
Chryst: *smirks* you'll play with me right, Jeffy cake? (=^·^=)
Jeff: s-sure. (@_@)
Chryst: what about you, Masky bear? (^w^)
Masky: Anything you want. O0O
Chryst: FUCK YEAH! LET'S KILL SOME FUCK ASS BITCHES! D:<
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
