Dylan: Um, Miaya? I know we didn't talk about this in the last chapter, but how the hell did Karkat get here?
Miaya: Well, um, isn't he the real one?
Dylan: No, he's a copy from my head. One of my personalities.
Miaya: How many personalities do you have?
Dylan: Over 38.
Miaya: Woah. And I thought I had a lot.
Dylan: So you don't know how Karkat got here?
Miaya: Well, actually-
???: Sup, lil mama?
Dylan: Gamzee? When the fuck did you get here?
Gamzee: I don't really motherfucking know lil sis.
Dylan: Did anyone else come with you?
Gamzee: Nope, it's just me and Karbro.
Dylan: You sure?
Gamzee: Yup motherfucker.
???: HELP! LET ME OUT!
Dylan: I'm not the only one that heard that right?
Miaya and Gamzee: Nope.
*Chryst, Mayhem, Chaos, and Bon enter*
Dylan: What did you idiots do now.
Bon: I had no purrart in this.
Mayhem: I'm no idiot.
Chryst: We did nothing.
Chaos: We locked Tockland in the closet.
Dylan: What the hell?! How long as he been in there?!
Mayhem: 30 minutes, maybe two hours.
Dylan: I should motherfucking GHB to cull all of you motherfucking low blood scum!
Gamzee: *shoosh paps Dylan* calm the motherfuck down, sis. It's okay.
Miaya: Does that mean this GHB guy is trying to come out of you?
Dylan: maybe, but if he does he'll kill us all. And the only person that can stop him is his girlfriend which is also one of my personalities. And there's no telling how to get her out.
Gamzee: Guess we all up and gotta keep you calm, sis.
Miaya: Someone go let Tockland out of the closet please.
Dylan and Chryst: hehe Tockland's in the closet.
Miaya: omgoshly no! XD
Tockland: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Karkat: Will one of you fuckasses please let that asshat out so I can watch my romcom in peace?!
Bon: romcom?
Dylan: Romance-Comedy. The only thing Nubby Mcshouts will watch. In the meantime. Some go get Tockland. I have to make sure I make enough sopor pies to keep Gam from going sober.
*everyone except Gamzee and Dylan run out*
Gamzee: motherfucking miracles.
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
