Creepypasta Comedy

Toby Nd Golden Corral

Bon, Ben, Hoodie, The Rake, and Masky are playing a video game on Slenderman's T.V, which is forbidden.

Bon: I win again BITCHES!!!!!!!!! COUGH UP THE MERCH!!!!!!

Ben: I only have gum

Rake: I have Slenderman's underwear that say I heart Slendy.

Masky: I have a Assassins Creed hidden blade toy.

Hoodie: I have another hoodie you can have.

Bon: put it in the pot kids, put it all in the pot *grins evily*

Slendy walks in with a pink and neon green yoga outfit on and neon yellow leg warmers.

Slendy:.........

Others:.........

Slendy:.........

Others:.........

Slendy:* red eyes and dark aura. Voice creepy calm* why are you on,my T.V?

Masky: ummm....... Pancakes?

Toby: *barges in with drooling mouth* Pancakes?

Bon: Toby.... Errr.... Oh Slendy said he would make you pancakes today.

Slendy: I did no-

Toby:*interrupts Slendy by jumping on him* Aaaaaaaaaaah thank,you thank,you thank you thank you. What do,you want me to do for you. I can umm *suddenly changes into a French maid outfit* be you little masochist or *changes into cat outfit* be like Bon and be you kitty or.

Slendy: get the fuq butter away from me you sick idiot. I'll make you you damn pancakes just get,out,of,that out,fit.

Bon, Ben, and Masky laugh on the floor when Slendy and Toby leave.

Ben: w-what the hell d-did Tob j-ju-just do*laughs harder*

Rake: that was kinda funny.

Everyone sobers from laughing.

Ben: hey, Toby said something about Bon being a cat *looks at Bon* is it true?

Bon: *blushes at his closeness* umm yes *changes into cat form*

Ben: *nose bleed*

Chrystal Rose hops through window with sledge hammer and gasoline.

Chryst: Bon let's go burn down Golden Corral.

Bon: meooooooow, that sounds fun.

Chryst: *sees cat form* who got her pissed or excited?

All point at Ben and Sally skips in the door.

Sally: I heard something about burning.

Jeff: they are going to burn,down Golden Corral.

Jane: awe why them

Masky and Jeff: because they suck ball fart.

Chryst: exactly!

Bon: let me get my Sythe.

Jane: why am I surrounded by idiots?

Jeff: maybe it's not us who are the idiots.

Jane: excuse me?

Jeff: you heard me, Ms. I can't smile.

Jane: well if I look like you when I smile then I'd love crying everyday.

Jeff: alpaca shit breathe.

Jane: Bitch Nuts

Jeff: Jane, these bitch nuts are bigger then,your brain.

Jane: ha if I were a guy I would have the bigger package.

Jeff: Chryst has a bigger package then you you slime, Hoe.

Bon: I found it lets go you Milaholics. We're gonna BURN IT TO THE GROUND MEAAA!!!

everyone: shut the fuq up¡!

Slendy: *walks in with a pick aporon that has a yellow heart with white words saying "kiss the Slenders"

Slendy: go away you fuqturds