Creepypasta Comedy

Alice

Ej: *noming on cat kidney*

Lj: have you seen Alice Ej?

Ej: nom-she-nom nom- killing- nom- sacrifice.

(Alice stalks into the room bloody, humming, and with a creepy aura around her)

Lj: *whispered* is Alice okay?

Alice: * turns and glares at them with red eyes* Alice heard her name?

Ej & Lj: *scared* no, no we said something else.

(Alice turned back around and finished cleaning her sword humming)

Masky: (stuffing face with cheesecake) whash up your butt Alicesh?

Alice: * teleports to Masky and holds big kitchen knife to his neck* is Alice knife in Masky's neck? *Masky shakes head scared* *Alice stabs Masky neck* it is now bitch.

Ej&Lj: * in corner scared* scary