Jeff: okay lets make this quick okay? I have a date will D tonight.
Me: OMGOSHLY, JEFF THE QUACKING KILLER IS GOING ON DATES NOW? WHO KNEW!
Jeff: *sigh then speaks through clinched teeth* thats... Besides... The point.
Me: But Its so adora-
Jeff: *dark aura and creepy smile*finish that and you'll be going to sleep.
Me: but it is! I never thought that you of all people would-
Jeff: SHUT UP AND DO THIS THING SO I CAN GO!
Me: *mumbles* jeez no need to get all mean.
Jeff: *growls*
Me: ah ah ah. Bad puppy. Don't growl at me! Sit, stay, roll over, good boy, want a-
Jeff: Ba Gouche fuck you, fuck this, fuck them. This incompetent bitch wanted to tell you all thank you but try a vote more and she will vote you shit back. Oh my zalgo.
Bon: wow, such a big word there jeff!
Toby: yeah who knew you knew big words?
Slendy: is that why you've been around me so much?
Jeff: *blush-*
Me: ahhhhh he blushed! So adorable!
Jeff: that was the last fucking straw *stabs me in the leg and then slits throat-*
Me:*falls on floor*
Bon: Jeff why the hell!?
Jeff: she was getting on my nerves *Leaves*
Me: GAAAAAAAAH THAT BLEEP HURT YOU BLEEP BLEEP. I SWEAR I WILL BITE YOUR FACE AND HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BLEEP-
SLENDY: *SPEAKS OVER ME* Sorry folks but that was the rare authors notice. There will be an update at random times so be prepared.
Toby: and the next few update will be about everyones origin.
Slendy: WHAT!
Toby: oops spoiler. I'm dead.
Me: yeah bitch you are. Now for you reader. I also want you to read mu other stories. You know, the ones you can find on my page? Yeah, there getting kinda cold.
Jeff: *runs past them* Miaya I going to kill you again.
Fan girls:*runs to catch Jeff*
Miaya: ha, little bitch.
Toby: heehee.
Miaya:*dark aura and holds up mallet* you don't need to be laughing. *Smashs Toby in the head and runs away*
Slendy: damn these children!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Creepypasta Comedy
FanficThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
