Jeff: and why are we doing this?
Masky: because they put eels in your bed and jellyfish in mines.
Jeff: oh yeah.
Hoodie: so why drag me into this?
Masky: oh come on. As many times they've pranked you?
Hoodie: yeah but I already got revenge on all of them.
Jeff: how?
Hoodie: I switched there conditioner with aged cheese, spoiled milk and mayo. And I took there tether ball and blamed BEN.
Me(creeping up from behind): that was well thought up
H,J,M: (scream like the girl from Psycho)
Me: calm your hamburger tits I'm just watching the show.
Masky: so you won't say anything?
Me: I won't (boys sigh) but mr. Jellybean here will (pulls JB from bra and smirks)
Jb: JELLY BEAAAaaNZ
Jeff: I knew this would happen.
Masky: fuck, we're dead bro.
Jeff: what do you want.
Me: well, its really simple (gives them the serious glare) I want you to (drama pause)
Boyz: (anxious look)
Me: Be my slaves.
Boys: (dead pan fall)
Masky: are you stupid?
Jeff: I'll die first
Hoodie: you can go fuck yourself.
Me: (innocent look) it's only for 5 months. And besides (deadly smile) if I tell them what you did then........Bon will go back to BEN.
Hoodie: (picture's it and sits in a corner) she'll be gone?
Me: Jeff&Masky: D will withhold sex from you.
J&M: (sits next to Hoodie) no more lovin?
Me: so wat do you say?
Boys: fine
Me: good... Now lets get started.
Jeff: (pulls stripper dress down) I'm gonna fuckin stab her.
Hoodie: I'll get smile to soak the body in acid.
Masky: (Twerking) this dress is showing my balls.
Jeff: then stop twerking.
Masky :i can't
Hoodie: why
Masky: she said if I stop she'll make me watch as she devours my cheesecake.
J&H: (dead pan fall)
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Creepypasta Comedy
قصص الهواةThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
