Creepypasta Comedy

Spice Girls and Overies

Bon: Hey, Hey Ben hey, Benny bear.

Ben:Yes

Bon:wheres Jane?

Ben: why?

Bon: Just curious

Ben: hmm. Curiosity killed the pasta.

Jane: BONNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

Bon: well thats my que to leave *runs away laughing *

Jane: Come back you piece of jackalope shit *runs into lj and knocks over his candy*

Lj: *adorable baby face* Big.....Faquing.....MISTAKE *chases Jane*

Jill: JACK I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS! YOUR A DADDY! *chases Lj*

Jeff: get your ass over here Miaya!

Miaya: I refuse to conform to the man *runs away with a sack*

Jeff: THATS FAQUIN IT *throws knife at miaya*

Miaya:*blocks with ninja star and tackles jeff* they are my babies and mine only *hits him with toilet tissue cardboard*

Smile dog: Woof woof (no not my jeffy bear) attacks Miaya.

Mayhem:.......... I hate you all. Miaua let me kill. Please please please.

Miaya: go*smack* burn down*nom nom* WENDY'S AND RACE TRACK. *POW*

Mayhem: okay *throws vase at Ben*

Ben: you shouldn't have done that bish *chases mayhem*

Pk: I have returned my lovely subordinAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *oomu with heart eyes picks up pk and flys away*

Jb: jelly beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaanz

Dylan: Bonnie its TIME TO DIE *beats bon with empty sweet tea jug*

Silver and Red (To Sally): Bastard child!!!!!!!

Bon: Naw bish this is war now*puts Sally on back and smacks silver with Tony Hawk*

Sally:*smakes Red with Trendy*

Gold: what up chumps*gets hit with Masky's Dorito cheesecake*

Masky: *twerk runs to Gold* Mah baby *jumps on Gold and Lickes cheesecake from his face and grabs hair* I (lick) will never (slurp) let them eat you lahhhhhhhh ( licks head)

Gold: so not kool.

Jb: jelly beeeeeeeeaaaanz

Fan girl: I found him girls

Jeff: Ahhh fuqer sock *runs away from hoard of fan girls*

Offendy: Dylan, want a rose?

D: umm..... I'm allergic?

Offendy: oh......... chyrst, want a-

Chryt: FUQ OOOOOOOOFF A SSHOLE SUSHI BELLIED MONGREL

Offendy:......... Bon want a rose?

Bon: I love roses *sniffes rose deeply and passes out*

Offendy: Big mistake.

Ben: let her go bitch. I'm a glitch on edge!

Offendy: Ugh who wants to fuq like fr?

Jane: me.

Offendy:*screams like a little bitch and hides behind couch*

Karkat:WHY THE FUQ AM I HERE AGAIN?

Mario: itsa me.... Mari-*gets hit by karkat and dies like he does in game*

Karkat: Ugh, Damn mario fuqass.

Luigi: Mario? I found peach man but she ain't no virgin. Not that I would now but that turtle boss dun bust ha walls down like "bitch take it like a bitch bitch" hard. Her voice box was gone to. Donkey Kong destroyed that shit man and then ha-*killed by Sebastian *

Sebastian: He is one rude guest.

Dylan: ITS SEBASTIAN FAQIN MICHAELS

Jeff: Sebastian must die

Dylan, Bon and Chryst: Nigga I hope that fuq you do.

Bon: Youll be a dead S.O.A.B

Dylan: try it if ya won't to

Slendy: (walks in with Chaos).......

Chaos: Miaya got into candy and snacks again?!?

Slendy: I thought I hid them well.

Chaos: where?

Slendy: in the wall next to your room.

Chaos: dumb ass

Ej: Yo tell me whatchu want whatchu really want!

Chanty:I wanna i wanna I wanna I wanna

Scary spice: I wanna really really really wanna zig a zig ahh

Pikachu: pikaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *electrocutes everyone*

Miaya: ahhhhhhhh*glomps pikachu* my baby

Pikachu: Pikaaaa!*snuggles into Miaya before they fly away on the rainbow fart Pegasus*

Masky: Toby has overies

Toby:FOR THE LAST TIME YOU BASTARD I HAVE A SIZE 11 DICK. I DON'T HAVE A CUNT NOR OVERIES!!!

Bon: wow..... Thats a monster!!!

Toby: fuq you all.

Stone cold: (Burst through wall and scopes till he spots The Rock in kitchen eating thundercookies) Its ass whippin time (charges for The Rock)

The Rock: I guess you wants some thundercookies for your early Christmas ya jabronnie (charges for stone cold)

When they collide the house explodes.

Hoodie: Miaya I-I'm r-right behind y-you (flies off on gummy grizzly bear)