Creepypasta Comedy

Bissell the Missile

Bon: *throws popcorn kernels at Jeff*
Jeff: can you just fucking quit already? You won't break me.
Bon: I wiiiill. You will fail the test given and I shall reap the rewards.
Jeff: I can handle your antics by now.
Bon: *evil grin*I will make you kill me Jeffers..... Mark my words.
Jeff: knock yourself out.....literally
5 minutes later

Dylan: JEFF WTF ARE YOU DOING TO BON!?!
Jeff: The bitch asked for it *chokes Bon harder*
Chryst: SHE ALWAYS ASKS FOR IT! WHAT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME?
Bon: *rasps because her air supply is not supplying* I know that he-
Jeff: Go to sleep *stabs Bon in the mouth*
Dylan and Chryst: JEFF!
Jeff: what? She'll come back to life later....
Dylan: *Facepalm*
Chryst: I'll call in Roxie
Roxie: I'm here already.
Ryder: *teleports into the room* WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?
Roxie: *uses powers to make Ry sleep* He'll be awake by the time Bon comes back.
May: *attacks Jeff in demon dragon mode* You'll pay in blo-
Roxie: May stop it now.
May: *stops her attack and glares at Roxie* let me go.
Roxie: *puts May to sleep*
Jeff: WTF?!?
Chryst: This is what happens when someone tries to kill one of them.
Jeff: they kill each other all the time!
Dylan: key word being each other.
Me: *laughes Like a crazy old hermit while collecting DNA samples*
Roxie: *throws me out the window*
Dylan: could have just-
Roxie: FUCK all that shit tho
Dylan: .....kay
Jeff: It was still worth killing her...........