Creepypasta Comedy

lStrangerz From The Outside

Jeff: Come on
Bon: No
Ben: Pleeeeeease!
Bon: nah ah
Dylan: I'll get you some sacks
Bon: ain't gonna happen
Mayhem: I will wear a fluffy Cinderella dress and cat ears.
Bon: but why me? Ryder or Chryst can do it.
Chryst: I will send everyone to hell.
Hoodie: what are you noobs doing. Slendy will be home any second and the house is fucked.
Bon: they are trying to make me wear a doll dress and meow to The moon song.
Hoodie:............. WELL DO IT! THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO ADORABLEZ
Bon: no
Karkat: I will give you a scooby snack.
Bon: fuck off you bastard fucktardation. I am not a dog.
Karkat: could have fooled me.
Bon: your just a product of Vanilla Ice and a boobaa. Go die.
Karkat: And your ju- mmmm
Dylan: (covers Kk's mouth) Ignore him. He is a mentally challenged one.
Ryder(in a terrible Victorian English accent): I am Vector Vantraz, I am here for the cat.
Gerber Baby (raspy new York smoker girl voice): Anyone got a canca stick. I been itchin fowa one auoll day.
Bon: there are strangers!
Dylan: From the outside!
All pasta: OOOOOOOOOH (A/N: Lmfao I hope your childhoods allow you to remember this).
The light go out and a spotlight is on Lj in a my little pony outfit and on a pole)
Lj: who's ready(a red light comes on) for a freak show (starts acting like a stripper)
Bon: (sneaks out the window only to be caught by Slendy)
Slendy: What did you do!
Bon: It was Jane, I swear!
Slendy: (throws Bon into the lake and storms inside)
All hell was broken loose that night...... and not a single fuck (by Slendy) was given.