TO THE STRAWBERRY TREE

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Slendy: And...
Chryst: and I'm sorry for scaring Ben...
Slendy: And...
Chryst: and pushing him in a pool
Slendy: and....
Chryst: (sigh) And shaving Bon's tail.
Slendy: AND.....
Chryst: Fine! I'M SORRY FOR THROWING MASKY'S CHEESECAKE IN THE ATLANTIC! I'M SORRY FOR BURYING JEFF KNIVES! I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID TO PANCAKE KING, THAT PHAGOT. I'M SORRY FOR TAKING DYLANS TONY HAWK SKATEBOARD AND FUCKING UP HER 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER POSTER!
Slendy: And?
Chryst: I won't apologize for that! That was the best one!
Slendy: (taps foot)
Chryst: ahh come on!
Slendy: (taps foot)
Chryst: ugh........I'm sorry for putting nair in Janes shampoo bottle........
Slendy: good, now go to your room and I don't want to see you on any kills for three weeks.
Chryst: YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS?!?
Slendy: go
Chryst: (groans and stomps upstairs)
Bon: (crying) I'm baaaaaald
Dylan: your not bald, it'll grow back. My shit on the other hand isn't.
BEN: is anyone else armpits having a party or is it just me.
Jane: my hair is gone!
Bon: Hair?........ (sobs loudly)
Dylan: now look what you did!
Jane: what I did? It's was your so called friend that shaved her tail! And made me ugly!
Dylan:...... I don't see a difference from before.
Hoodie, Masky, Jeff: (walks through the door)
Masky: (sniffs the air)
Jeff: (looks at Dylan and glares)
Hoodie: (glares at Jane)
Trio: WHAT the fuck happened!
Dylan: oh no
To be continued since I'm a BITXH!!!

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