Jeff: ahh shit
Ben: its broken man. Let it go.
Jeff: fuck no. She was my first one.
Ben: Dude. Tockland wasn't even able to fix her. She's a lost cause.
Melody: Who?
Jeff: his motorcycle
Melody: Dylan can fix it!
Jeff: She went on a cruise with Chryst, Bon and some others.
Melody: oh...... Well I'm off to find LJ.
Hoodie: I wonder when the girls will be back.
Ryder: in about 4 days and an hour.
Ben: how would you know.
Ryder: me and Bon have a unique brain function.
Ben: so you guys fuqin or what.
Ryder (spits out Snapple drink): WHAT
Ben: YOU HEARD ME.
Ryder: no uou idiot, we're a U-Bonded.
Tockland: U-wha?
Ryder: its a unique bond that we have. I can't fully explain it.
Slendy: its like a bond between twins except stronger. They can sense each others emotions, physical pains, things such as sickness or hunger, even read each others thought and see there each others eyes if they allow each other.
Tockland: You say each other a lot in that speech sire no face( throws a cream pie at slendy)
Masky: so this U- Bond was a curse or something.
Ryder: actually everyone jas a U- Bond but i was lucky enough to find mines.
Tockland: red eyes was jealous
Ben: wh- what? I was not!
Masky: yes huh. You miss Bon don't you?
Ben(blush): n-no
Tockland: tick tock goes the clock. Tock tick thats bullshit hahahahajajaja
Ryder: even if he did, she wouldn't take him back. She thinks your gonna be that low life ex- guy of hers.
Pastas: what guy?
Ryder: opps well look at the time. Gotta fly (runs out of the garage.
Zebra: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father] Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba [We're going to conquer] Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place]
Pastas: da fuq?
Hey guys. Lol you little sluts probably thought it was another lemonade. Well ha got yah.
Would you believe me if i said this update was inspired by a zebra statue in my living room? Crazy right?
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
