Creepypasta Comedy

Who's Kill with A.M.N

News woman: The victim is a 38 year old man who was a suspect who was charged with domestic violence recently. He has scratches over his body from head to legs, he was also castrated and had his heart carved out. The gruesome part about it is that the carving is in the shape of a heart (A/N the shape not the organ. Its a ♥). If you have any leads at all you are asked to call crime stoppers at-

Slendy:*turns off t.v* okay I wonder who did that.

E.j: I do too.... Wanna find out?

Alice, Jane, Smile, Sally, and Chryst walked in bloody.

Masky: GRAB THEM SLENDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slendy: grabs them with tentacles and holds them up.

Jane: Slendy, what the hell?!?!

Sally: put me down, PUT US DOWN NOW!

Alice don't like this game at all.

Jeff: shut it, all you have to do is tell us who killed a guy.

Chryst: dude, we burned down Piccadilly's. Tons of old, fat, rednecks were in there.

Slendy: well one of you did it because the guys except Ben was here and Ben doesn't do that.

Alice: Alice doesn't kill anyone.

Masky: yes you do. You've killed thousands, possibly millions. Hell you burned down an entire town.

Alice: *matured voice and body* I don't kill I sacrifice you son of a bitch now put me down.

Everyone stared in shock and L.J came into the room with a bag of candy.

LJ: * sees Alice* awe damn it all Alice I thought this was your last transfer.

Alice: well I thought so to but it seems like it wasn't so Slenderpuss put me down NOW!!! (A/N she kinda looks like Moca from Rosario+Vampire so

Slendy man puts her down and she walks off.

Masky: I need cheesecake

Amanda Bines crashes in with a mickey mouse car.

Amanda: Meeeer heeeer

Jeff: what the fuq

Slendy: get her you idiots.

Masky, Jeff and LJ run after her and she runs away with a trout fish.

Jane: ugh, these idiots.

Jeff: the only idiot here is you you oober whore.

Jane: who are you calling a whore you tranny.

Jeff: oooh, is ms. I-can't-smile-without-a-shitty-masky.

Jane: well if I ended up looking like you when I smile then I'd rather kill myself you phsyco phag.

Jeff: fuqduck

Jane: phagbuck

Slendy: the both of you stop it

Jane and Jeff: tell this bitch that.

Chryst: I gotta peeeeee

Miley Cyrus come in on a wreaking ball naked.

Miley: I just came in like a wreaking ball with my J's on cause I can't be tamed. It's party time bitches so let have this hoedown throwdown *pulls out a hammer and sucks on in.

Sally: what's going on?

Slendy: *throws Sally out the room* your to young for this.

Nicki Manaj comes in with the outfit she wore on the Anaconda music video. Slendy has an epic nosebleed.