Creepypasta Comedy

Thots with Pockets

Bon: MAIL DAY! MAIL DAY! WE GET MAIL TODAY!
May: we know that already. It won't come until noon so please refrain from your hyper behaviour until I'm absent.
Bon *pouts*: your a boring sitter.
May: well I didn't ask to be your sitter. Until I'm relieved your-
Slendy: THE CAKE IS DONE, DON'T EAT IT ALL FROM THE OTHERS JACK- OFF FACES
Bon, Masky, Tockland, Chryst: CAAAAAAAKE!
May *chibifies*: cake *floats after everyone.
Masky: May looks like a loli when she's like that.
Bon: yeah, it's adorable.
May *eye twitches*: this.... is coconut cake.....
Bon: what?
May *unchibifies and turns dark*: this cake is coconut cake. Its a cake packed with coconuts.
*May's hair flys up like snakes and her eyes glow red*
Bon: oh boy! Now she's getting fun!
Masky *nervous smiles*: I remember what happened last time she had bad cake.
Bon: THE HOUSE WENT WOOSH! *laughs idioticlly*
Slendy: I forgot you don't like coconuts.
May *looks at Slendy*: forgot? *teleports behind Slendy* forgot? *grabs his head* yes..... forgot.... I understand.... *sticks hand into his chest* I understand completely.
Slendy: I just had this dry cleaned! *throws May with tendril* just fucking great.
May: *starts flying* forgot.....forgot...Forgot....FORGOT! *flys towards Slendy while laughing like Light Yagami*
Masky: yes, this is just how I remember it.
Raven: May, stop it. I got strawberry shortcake.
May: *stops and chibifies* cake?
Bon: BOOOOO NO FAIR YOU APE FART! I WANTED TO WATCH EVERYTHING GO WOOSH!
Roxie *dark aura appears around her*: I told him to stop her.... got a problem with that?
Bon *open mouthed smiles* ahhhh nope. Not at all.
KarKat: finally someone that can shut her down.
Bon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MONGREL
Karkat: O-0 who are you and where is the cat.......
Bon: WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT!
Karkat: THE CAT HAS BETTER COMEBACKS THEN THAT SO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE IS SHE!
Mystery Girl: Oh poo, I was having fun too *face begins to morph* well, I guess the jig is up. My name is Kathrina, Bon Bon's big sister.
Karkat: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CAT?
Kat: I'd like the know that answer too. She caused me a lot of trouble.
May: Trouble?
Kat: she left all of a sudden without saying goodbye or anything. I've been looking everyone for her only to find she's come here.
Slendy: I'm going to go find Ryder. He's been in the cookie jar again.
Ray *drapes an arm around May*: sooooooo you lookin for Bon.... welp she's gone killing.
May *blushes red*: s-she'll be back s-sh-shortly.
Kat: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *snatches May into a hug* KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIII! I WANNA ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION!
May *adorably flat face* : could you put me down please.
Kat: I WAAAAAAAANT
Ray *snatches May away*: Mine
Ryder *RUNS IN FLAILING HIS ARMS*: MAD SLENDY! RUN FOR YOUR BALLS PEOPLE!
Slendy *chases him on his tentacles*
Pk: I AM THE PANCAKE *GETS STABBED BY Jelly Bean* KI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Jb: beeeeeean!
Masky: MAAAAAAY I FOUND CHOCOLATE CAKE!
May *chibifies*: cake? *floats with drool*
Kat & Raven: Fucking adorable!
Liu: oi Raven, can you come put oil on my back?
Raven: go do it yourself
Liu: but you get all the good spots
May *chibi shines*: do it Raven please?
Raven: fine, lets go..... Im going to kill you after, you know.
Liu: yeah yeah, I'll kiss you later
May: * nosebleeds and eats cake*