Bon: THERE'S A BABY IN THERE!
Dylan: no there is not!
Slendy: WHAT IS GOING ON?!? I'M TRYING TO-
Dylan: (goes to puke)
Chryst: well then that settles it
Jeff: settles what?
Bon: I'M GONNA BE A GOD MOTHER!
Masky and Jeff: (turn to stone)
Chryst: should we paint up the room?
Bon: oooooooh I vote we paint it cyan.
Me: Why that color.
May: (blushing) umm.... ahh....
Bon: OMAHGAWSH WHAT IS IT! YOUR GONNA ASK SOMETHING NICE AND GOOY!
May: c-can I err..... Can I be the Godmother as well?
Chryst/Bon: Kyaaa (turn to stone)
Hell: (froze over)
Slendy: (hangs himself)
Dylan: THERE IS NO FUCKING CHILD INSIDE MY FUCKING STOMACH! I TALKED TO DOC THIS FUCKING MORNING AND HE SAID I HAD A STOMACH VIRUS!
Everyone: Oooooooh
Dylan: BON on the other hand is getting fat!
Bon: am not! If I were pregnant I would turn into a horny kitty and then get angry at everyone and claw all of your faces inside out (smiles innocently)
Everyone: (Runs away)
Bon: wait!..... I dropped the Mic
Chryst/ Dylan: NO ONE FUCKIN CARES
May: (burns the house down in anger) I finally did something nice and then this shit happens..... fuck all of you.
Bon: does that mean no cake?
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
