You were moving into your new apartment with Reiss, you decided on taking a trip to Ikea, did you have an obsession with Ikea? yes! did you miss it during lockdown? yes!
You didn't know how this would go, Reiss was a childish person, and you knew in ikea he turned into a overhyped 5 year old.
The minute he saw the two bunk beds, that were meant for child under the age of like 7, he immediately wanted it.
"we don't need it" you saw shaking your head no "no please we do" he said acting like a kid that is not getting sweets "we need a bed, but not this one, where would we even put it?" you asked wanting to know his plan with this "in the bedroom, see this means we had two beds, so if one ever breaks we can be like good thing we got two beds then" he said thinking it was the best idea ever "yeah no" you said while walking away from him
You continued looking around ikea, there was some little things that you needed to get knowing only ikea would sell them, and they would be gone by the next time you were here.
Reiss was still trying his best to convince that you still needed the bunk bed.
He then suddenly moved on from the bunk bed when he saw a dinosaur bed, that was obviously meant for a child same with the bunk bed.
"Reiss we are not getting a dinosaur bed, neither one of us could fit in it let alone both of us, so please chose a normal bed that we can both sleep in together and if you don't want that chose your shitty bed that you won't fit into and ended up wasting your money, now grab that for me please" you said while pointing at a bedside table "god you can be bossy sometimes, but fine i won't get a kids bed, i'll wait till we have kids and the minute i find out your pregnant i will come straight here and buy that bed, then when i find out your pregnant with out second child, i will come straight here and get that bunk bed" Reiss said which caused you too smile thinking about your guys kids, you had talked about it before about how much kids you wanted and when you wanted them
"that's fine with me, but for now, let's order a bed?" you asked "sure, as long as it's not blue, green, pink, brown, black, only white or red" Reiss said causing you too laugh at the fact he would only get a bed colour that had arsenal involved "okay fine by me" you said which caused his too smile
In the end you ended up ordering a bed that could fit both of you guys while also being able to fit a whole another human, even though it was only ever you two.
Reiss had finally stopped going on about the two beds he wanted for a start, little did you know he was too busy picturing what you guys kids would look like, and what they would who look like on the bed, if they would have your eye colour or his, what kind of hair they would have, he couldn't wait for the day.
writing this makes me want to go to ikea, it's kind of depressing whenever my family go to ikea i'm always at school
also Arsenal let this guy go out of loan, or start playing him, don't waste his talent
