The Prophet

Chapter 36: Shizmonkey

"Why are we leaving though?" Asked Alfie. We were in the car driving away from the bunker.

"To hunt the demon that killed our parents." I replied.

"Noooo Maria that's not why. We aren't Sam and Dean." Alfie spoke very very slowly this time.

"Really? I had no idea!"

"Why are we leaving though?"

"Because I think Dean's having issues and while I don't think anything in this world could make him actually kill Cas and Sam, that doesn't apply to us. We just met him. And you know what happens to the other people who get involved in their lives."

"Could you maybe start telling us before we decide to run away from our problems?" asked Ethan.

"They aren't our problems their my problems, you just tagged along." I retorted.

"Yeah and now I'm a werewolf."

"Oh it's his time of month." Marcey glanced out the window. I looked up quickly. The moon was full.

"His what?" Asked a confused Jason.

"His time of month."

"What does that mean?"

"He's cranky because of the moon." I explained.

"Issue we wouldn't have if I wasn't a werewolf."

"Would you like to take your anger out on a cow?" Asked Alfie.

"Alfie I can grow my fingernails into claws now" Ethan warned.

"I have magic powers."

"Do we need to stick Jason between you two?" I asked.

"I'm not getting in the middle of that." Jason said.

I saw headlights. They were in the wrong lane though. The car was coming straight at us. I honked the horn loudly but it didn't work. I switched lanes and the other vehicle followed suit. I swerved off the road.

"OUT OF THE CAR!"

I didn't really need to say that though the others apparently got the picture. I grabbed my angel blade which I had set on the floor of the car. We ran out of the car. We hopped a metal fence and watched as the car stopped right in front of ours. Two people stepped out. Not ordinary people though. I recognized them as the demons from my dreams.

"Maria they're demons." Marcey whispered.

"Yeah I know."

The demons were also capable of jumping over fences then we were, much to my disappointment.

"Come with us and nobody gets hurt." Said the first demon.

"But I can think of so many other options." I said. "I could stab you both in the throat. We could do an exorcism. We could find out if werewolves can kill demons. Or all of the above."

"I think I like my idea better." The demon smiled.

"Yeah well when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you." I held up the angel blade "so which one of you idiots walked into my church and killed my parents?"

"Me." Said the demon casually. Then he wasn't there anymore. I turned around where the demon was holding a knife to Jason's throat. He laughed at the look on my face.

"Drop the gun or-" the demon was cut off when his meat suit burst into flames. Jason jumped away checking his clothes for flames. Thankfully there were none. The demon screamed and a cloud of black smoke erupted from the vessels mouth as it fell to the ground. There was no way to save the man who was burning on the ground. His eyes were wide open, he was already dead. The other demon's eyes grew wide and he ran.

"What the hell?" Marcey stared at the burning corpse.

"So who caught him on fire?" I asked.

There was no response.

"Alfie?"

"Why do you always assume it's me?"

"You can cast spells we can't."

"Well I have to say words to cast a spell." Alfie pointed out.

"Well who did?" There was a brief moment of silence. "Ok guys, seriously demons don't spontaneously combust. Who did that?"

No response.

"Maria nobody said anything in latin," said Marcey. I looked around.

"Then what just happened?" asked Jason. We were perfectly alone. The fence we had tried to escape the demons over was surrounding a completely empty field. There wasn't another human, or any other creature for that matter, in sight.

"We should probably check the body for clues once it stops...burning," said Jason "we might find out where the demon went."

Alfie said a few words that I really just couldn't understand and the fire went out.

"I feel like if we go over there it's going to come back to life and kill us."

"I think it's just a corpse. Like a dead dead corpse that's not going to attack us."

"You never know."

"Why would it kill us?"

"True."

So we walked over there and it turns out the dead body was not bent on revenge. I gingerly stuck my hand in the dead guys jacket pocket.
To my surprise there was something rocklike and squarish inside. I pulled it out, and then nearly dropped it in surprise.

"Shizmonkey!" I exclaimed.

"What?" Marcey looked over "wait is that a tablet."

I squinted at the rock. It was dark and it was difficult to read. "Yeah I t's the demon tablet."

"Wait I thought the angels had that," said Alfie.

"No it went missing after they caught Metatron..."

"You can read that though?" asked Jason. He tilted his head sideways at it squinting.

"Ish. I mean it's dark out here and it hurts my brain a little but yeah it looks English to me."

" shizmonkey?" Ethan laughed.

"Shut up."

A/N
Hey peoples!

I will explain later on why exactly the demon caught on fire.

LURV CHU ALL!