Chapter 51: Moose Got Pranked

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I found the boys in their room. Ethan ran straight up to me and stood next to me, he moved his hand from the top of his head straight over the top of my head.

"DUDE!" I pushed him.

Marcey walked in. "What did Ethan do?"

"He grew." I said angrily. He was grinning from ear to ear.

"IM TALLER THAN YOU!!!!"

"I'm still taller than both of you," Marcey came over and stood next to us.

"You shut up!" Ethan said. I pushed him again.

"YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SHORTER THAN ME IM OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU!" At this point my giant of a brother started laughing at me. I pushed Ethan into the wall again.

"So what happened here while I was gone?" I asked standing on my tippy toes which made me taller until Ethan noticed, laughed, and stood on his tippy toes too.

"Nothing." they said very quickly at the exact same time.

"Does it involve me in any way shape or form?"

"No . . ."

"Was it illegal?"

"Define illegal." said Alfie. "I mean it's hard to keep track of laws they're always changing them."

"Okay I don't even want to know." I decided. "So Sam and I weren't actually watching a movie about a French Mime-roach. We were kidnapping Metatron from angel-jail."

I explained the whole adventure.

"So the tablet is completely useless and you left the naive angel with the manipulative angel to lead him around the country blindly. Great," Jason said a sarcastically.

"Yes. And Sam doesn't want us to say anything about this to Dean." I added.

"They're going to hide crap from eachother again?" Marcey asked.

"We'll tell Dean if things get too out of hand," I promised. "What did Dean do while we were gone?"

"He went to a bar."

"Oh."

"DEAN!" I heard Sam yell.

"And messed with Sam's stuff," Marcey added. "He may or may not have done that alone."

A soaking we moose appeared in the doorway, holding a bottle of shaving cream. "Dean went in my room right?"

"Yeah I think I saw him come out of there earlier," said Alfie.

"Thanks," Sam squirted some shaving cream into his hand. "Hey Dean!"

Ethan got up and closed the door, placing a chair in front of it. "Think Dean will rat us out?"

"Rat us out about what?" Marcey asked. "We definitely didn't do anything like balance a bucket of water on his door."

"Or short-sheet his bed."

"Or make a tripwire in front of the door."

"Or put honey in his shampoo."

"Did you guys do anything to my room?" I asked.

"I'm not letting them in our room with prank stuff!"

"Ok have you done anything?"

"No."

"I'm not sure I believe you. Why wouldn't you?"

"Effort."

"Fair enough."

IMPORTANT A/N ACTUALLY READ THIS!

Hey peoples!

Ok important bit: AaronHDrury Romanos_girl made other books putting the FreakSquad in other fandoms and you should go read them! They are all tagged FreakSquad and if you search the tag FreakSquad they will pop up.

Here ends the important bit.

Okay aside from that the guy who I based the Ethan character on actually grew and this is how we behave when anyone in the group passes anyone else in height.

LURV CHU ALL!!!

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