Spider

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Scout

When Jeremy sees a spider he screams like a little girl. He'll throw anything he can at it and when he loses sight of it, he can't help but panic at the thought of it being anywhere in the room. When you see him freak out, he tries his best to play it off.

"(Y/N) I swear, I only screamed because there were 30 spiders! I wouldn't have screamed if there was just one that would be silly."

Pyro

When Phoenix sees a spider... HE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT AND GETS HIS FLAMETHROWER BURNING THE WHOLE ROOM TO KILL IT!!!

"Guys you can't be mad at me for burning the base down again! That creepy crawler death dealer would have tried to kill us all! I saved us."

Medic

When Ludwig sees a spider, he catches it. If it's venomous, he uses its venom for his work. If it's not, I'll put it in Jeremy's room to scare him.

"I'm not being mean, (Y/N). Zhis little creature vill teach Jeremy not to touch mein stuff."

Sniper

When Mundy sees a spider, he actually gets excited and picks it up. He'll literally let it crawl around on his hand with no fear.

"Oh come on, (Y/N), there is no reason to be scared. This little guy is nothing compared to the ones I've seen in the Outback."

Spy

When Jacques sees a spider he flinches a first, but a second later he will smack it repeatedly with a shoe. When he's sure it's dead, he acts as if nothing happened.

"Disgusting creature..."

Soldier

When Jane sees a spider... HE SHOOTS IT UNTIL IT'S DEAD!!! HE WILL NOT LET THEM GET AWAY!

"(Y/N) I am not overreacting! It would have killed us all!"

Engineer

When Dell sees a spider, he stays pretty calm about it. He'll grab a cup and paper to trap it, once he does he takes the little thing outside.

"There is no reason to be scared (Y/N), he's just a little lost. Now he's outside where he belongs."

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