His Dirty Pick Up Line

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(A/N - I changed Medic's pickup line, I wasn't the biggest fan of what I originally wrote.)

Scout

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Pyro

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Medic

You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Sniper

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Spy

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?


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