TF2 x Reader

He Gets Drunk (18+)

Scout

You and Jeremy went out for drinks. You only had a few drinks since you know you didn't want to get drunk, but Jeremy was having the time of his life. He mixed a lot of drinks and he was super fucking drunk by the end of the night. If you thought he talks a lot when he is sober, you never heard him when he's drunk, he never shut the fuck up. You had to drag him out of the bar and struggle to get him in the car. Luckily you were able to get Spy to help you get this drunk idiot in your and Jeremy's room. Once Jeremy was laying on the bed, you change into some comfy clothes. You got into bed, and Jeremy pulled you close to you and you felt something poke your back.

"You got to be kidding me..." You groaned.

"(YYYYY_NNN), can y-you blow meeee." Jeremy asked.

"No, Jeremy, I want to sleep and you need to sleep too."

"I can't s-sleep unti-l t-this is g-gone." He whined. "Pleaseeee, pleasssssse, pleassssssssse, pleeeeaaaaassssseeeee."

You groaned into your pillow before sitting up.

"If I do this you better go to sleep, or I'm killing you."

"I will baby, I-I promisse."

You rolled your eyes, before pulling Jeremy's pants and underwear down, letting his boner pop out. You opened your mouth and wrapped it around Jeremy's member. You moved up and down, moving you're tongue around. Jeremy groaned as he ran his hand through your hair, pushing you down a bit. You picked up the speed and it was long before Jeremy came in your mouth. You swallowed every drop. You look at Jeremy and thankfully he was fast asleep. You pulled up his pants and quickly brushed your teeth before going to sleep.

-Morning-

You got up and opened the curtains then walked over to Jeremy and smack him on the head.

"Owwww, what the hell! What was that for?!" Jeremy yelled trying to hide under the blanket to get away from the light.

"That's for making me carry your ass in the car and in our room." You said pulling his blanket off him. "And that's for whining like a bitch for me to blow you."

"I'm sorry, baby. I was really drunk."

"Yeah, no shit. Consider this a warning for next time."

Pyro

You had never seen Phoenix ever drink alcohol before so it came as a big shock when you come back late at night from a mission to see Phoenix tripping all over the place.

"Princesssssss- Y-your back- I misssssed you so much!" Phoenix cried falling into your arms.

He smells like all kinds of alcohol.

"Sweetie, what were you drinking?" You asked trying to keep him up on his feet.

"I d-don't know? Sco- *hiccup* Scout said it was his sssspecial mix. He s-said I wasn't a real man if didn't drink it." He told you.

"Fucking Scout... Okay well, you should go to bed and we'll kick his ass in the morning." You told him calmly.

"NOOOO, I DON'T WANT TOOO!" He cried acting like a toddler.

"Phoenix, it's time to sleep." You said giving him that mom tone.

"Y-you go to bed." He yelled back.

"Do I need to get Dell up?"

"Nonononono - I'll g-goo to bed." He pleads.

"That's what I thought."You rolled your eyes.

"Can you- you read me a bedt-time story, abo-ut rainbows and unico-orns, pleassse."