TF2 x Reader

Dating Him Would Include

Scout

- him telling you his cheesy pickup lines

- long make-out sessions

- lots of hot, rough sex

- him teaching you to play baseball

- you two pulling pranks on the mercenaries or each other

- racing each other to see who is faster

- having many long conversations with each other (Jeremy does most of the talking)

- meeting his mother, who absolutely loves you

- his older brothers being jealous that he gets to date you, so they always tell you embarrassing stories about Jeremy when he was younger

- you being good friends with Spy 

- him always wanting to show off in front of you  

- him drawing pictures of you or for you

Pyro

- him being really awkward when you two start dating

- it takes time for him to get used to dating you, but when he does he loves being around you

- him loving the fact that you're not scared of him, as other people

- him showing you his face and being happy that you don't judge him for his burn scars

- him telling you about Pyro land

- you two spend a lot of time cuddling with each other

- him being really scared of losing you to other guys, but you always telling him that you'll never leave him

- you two sharing sweet and gentle kisses

- you and Engineer being close friends

- a lot of tickle fights

- being the cutest couple ever

Medic

- spending a lot of Medbay with him

- him being really overprotective of you 

- always threatening to use people as his test subjects if they ever hurt you

- him playing the violin for you

- Archimedes loves you

- calming him down after a stressful day of working

- waking up in the middle of the night and finding him asleep at his desk, since Ludwig is always grumpy when being woken up, you just wrap a blanket around him and give him a kiss on the forehead before heading back to bed

- you being really close friends with Heavy

- him teaching you how to speak German

- you two spending time playing chess

- wearing his lab coat a lot, which he thinks looks great on you

- hot make-out sessions

- a lot of rough sex 

Sniper

- him being really shy at first

- going camping together

- him teaching you how to survive in the wild

- him teaching you how to shot his sniper rifle

- cuddling for hours in his van

- taking a lot of naps together

- stealing and wearing his hat all the time

- meeting his parent and to his surprise they actually like you

- his mother showing you tons of pictures of Mundy when he was younger, even though he finds it very embarrassing 

- him picking you flowers all the time

- him playing the saxophone for you

- holding hands and kissing when no one is around

- gentle passionate sex

Spy

- him spoiling you 

- he always wants to make sure people know that you're his and only his

- him teaching you how to protect yourself 

- him ready to kill anyone who hurts you 

- him flirting with you a lot

- him teaching you how to speak French

- he treats you like a queen

- spending a lot of time in his smoke room

- him smelling like smoke and expensive cologne all the time

- you being really close friends with Scout (Jacques hasn't told you that Scout is his son yet)

- him whispering very descriptive and dirty things in your ear

- Super hot make out

- Rough sex