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Soldier Catch-Up Part 1

How You Met

You always had a love for taking care of animals. Some of the animals you help though are animals normal people try to ignore. Recently you have been taking care of a group of raccoons. You always found raccoons to be very cute animals, even though most people think they're disgusting trash creatures. You didn't care what people thought, they were cute little trash pandas to you.

Every evening you would go to the park where a small group of raccoons lived, and you would spend time feeding them. They were surprisingly nice to you, they like curling up in a ball in your lap, it's honestly really adorable. One day, you noticed there was a new raccoon.

"Well hello there. I've never seen you before." You said crouching down in from of them.

The new raccoon was a little feisty and it tried biting you but once you pulled out some food the raccoon stopped. As you feed the new raccoon, you noticed it had a collar on. You carefully look at the collar and saw there was a name. Lieutenant Bites. This raccoon actually belongs to someone, you wondered why the raccoon wasn't with its owner. You shrugged it off though, guessing their owner probably let them outside to explore, trusting that the raccoon would come back. Every day, you noticed Lieutenant Bites would return. He started to warm up to you every time you gave him food. Today was like any other, you walk to the park to visit your raccoon friends. When you sat down with the raccoons, you noticed Lieutenant Bites wasn't there, and you felt a little sad. You began to feed the other raccoons when you noticed Lieutenant Bites walk up.

"Hey there little guys, I thought you weren't going to visit." You said holding out a piece of food for him.

Lieutenant Bites move closer to you and took the food from your hand before laying down next to you.

"Lieutenant Bites!" Someone yelled.

You look up and noticed a man walk over to you, he wore a helmet that covered his eyes and he looked like a soldier. The raccoon got up and start to climb on the man, all the way to his arm.

"So this is where you have been running off to every day." The man raised his arm up. "You left your army to infiltrate another raccoon army!"

You were sure what to think about the scene going down in front of you. This man was weird, though it was kind of cute watching him talk to a raccoon, like a parent scolding their child. You couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation, your laugh got the man's attention.

"I'm sorry my Lieutenant has bothered your raccoon army, it will not happen again!" The man said.

"Oh no, it's okay. Your raccoon wasn't a bother at all. He such a sweetheart!" You told him.

The man smiled at you, before sitting down with you.

"You know, I have to salute you! You're doing a real service taking care of the raccoons of the world."

"It's nothing really, every animal deserves some love." You explained.

"You're an amazing woman!" He shouted making you blush. "My name is Jane, what's your name!"

"My name is (Y/N)." You answered.

"That's such a beautiful name for such a beautiful woman!" Jane proclaimed.

Jane's words made you blush even more. You two talk for a while before you gave him your number. Though Jane didn't understand what you gave him until he got back to the base and Demo explained that it was a good thing.

His Nickname For You

Cupcake

His Dirty Pick-Up Line