Scout
Jeremy: heeeeeey SeXyyyyyyy!!
(Y/N): Hello?
Jeremy: I loooovwwwe yO, yu amd I aree sooo hotr togethe
(Y/N): ... You're drunk
Jeremy: yoou canty provbve thaat.
(Y/N): I'm coming to get, you better be ready when I get there
Jeremy: yesss mommmmy
Pyro
Phoenix: Priiiiiiincessssssss!!!!!!!
(Y/N): Phoenix? You okay?
Phoenix: I can seeeee sooooo many Unicornsssss!!!!! It's soooo pretty!!!!!
(Y/N): Are you drunk?
Phoenix: maybeeee just a little
(Y/N): Phoenix, who let you drink?
Phoenix: Hey, (Y/N), it's Dell. Jeremy tricked Phoenix into drinking a few Manhattans. I'm keep him out of trouble right now, but I can't bring him home, I need to help these other guys.
(Y/N): I'll be right there to get him. Thank you, Dell.
Medic
Ludwig: looove, I thimk Arcmedes is talkkibg too mme!
(Y/N): I'm sorry what? Are you drunk?
Ludwig: nnnnoooonoo neverrr!! Arkmedess saaays I shoullls killlll oUr teem.
(Y/N): No! Don't do that, where are you???
Ludwig: (Y/N), it's Master. Please hurry to this fucking bar, as much I like to kill someone, Ludwig is more likely to stab himself and I'm struggling to keep control! If he keeps drinking I'm going to get drunk and that will not be pretty.
You: Hang in there, Master. I'm coming!
Sniper
Mundy: Inmmm a failire!!!!
(Y/N): ...what?
Mundy: my paeent dont lovee me and im a biiiiggg failire!!!
(Y/N): Mundy, are you drunk?
Mundy: (Y/N), this is Jacques. Yes, Mundy is drunk, we forgot he gets sad drunk off of vodka. Can you please come get him? He's a mess.
(Y/N): I'm on my way.
Spy
Jacques: Je les aime tellement
(Y/N): ... Are you texting French?
Jacques: (Y/N) est si belle et je l'aime
(Y/N): Hold on, let me translate this. You better not be talking shit about me.
Jacques: Hey (Y/N), it's Mundy. Jacques is drunk and he won't stop talking in his fancy language. I don't know what he texted you, but could you please come get him?
(Y/N): Okay, he's saying some nice things about me, I'll be there to get him in a second.
Soldier
Jane: hdbjxkndwbxn
(Y/N): Umm, what the fuck, Jane?
Jane: jdnxkonaknd
(Y/N): I'm guessing you're drunk again?
Jane: $3$:8,&jdjdksnw$&
Y/N: I'm taking that as a yes and I'm going to find your location through the tracker on your phone.
Engineer
Dell: (Y/N) I thinl i'M fallllimg appart!!
(Y/N): what?
Dell: mY aRm fekl off, Im I dyimg!?!?,?!??'
(Y/N): ... Dell, your robot hand just fell off you're not dying, are you drunk?
Dell: I thonk, doess drinkkimg makk yOu fakl aparrt?
You: No, Dell. I'm coming to get you. Just grab your arm and wait for me.
(A/N - Hello, I'm back! Apologies that I took a while to get a new chapter out, after I got back from Italy I got a bit busy. This isn't a long chapter but I hope to get a longer one out. So, I hope you like this chapter and I'll get you another one out soon!)
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TF2 x Reader
FanfictionA collection of TF2 x Reader ~ Update: Added Soldier and Engineer to the story. I'm going to be doing some editing for all the chapters. TF2 is owned by valve
