Your Dirty Pick-Up Line (18+)

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Scout

I heard sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

Pyro

My body is a wonderland, and I'd love you to be Alice. 

Medic

Are you into natural healing? Because sex is the ultimate cure-all.

Sniper

Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.

Spy

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

(A/N - Sorry this is a short one, I got sick recently and my headache is making it hard for me to think of ideas and write. I hope to write some more once I get better.)

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