The Rebel Slam 3: KYLE

The Rebel Slam Special Interview Season II Part 1

The Rebel Slam Special Interview
Season II
Part 1

(College Edition with the university's editor-in-chief, Riyel Rodrigo and Features Editor, Sean Navarro)

Riyel: Hello, The Rebel Slam band boys! I am Riyel Rodrigo, university newspaper's editor-in-chief. I'm with, you knew this person, Sean Navarro! He told me that he got chances to interview you, guys, when you were in highschool!

Grendle: So? Ano'ng ginagawa namin dito?
Aser: Interview din yata ito, Grendle.
Kyle: (hikab)
Clyde: Yes! I really love interviews! Magsimula na tayo! Magiging matunog na naman ang pangalan ko sa mga girls!
Mackey: Pinaglololoko mo ba ako? Sila lang ang nainterview ni Sean no'ng highschool, ah! Suntukan na lang, ano?

Sean: (nakangiwi) I told you, Riyel. Magugulo sila.

Riyel: Anyways, you just need to answer my questions. This is for the university's newspaper. We are proud dahil narito sa university na ito ang mga myembro ng The Rebel Slam.
Sean: And please, Kyle, pigilan mo muna ang antok mo.

Kyle: (napasimangot) Napipigil ba 'yun?
Grendle: (tingin sa relo) Let's start. I only have five minutes to answer your so-called questions. Susunduin ko pa si Donita sa Medicine department.
Aser: Ano ba ang mga tanong?
Clyde: Itatanong niyo ba kung single ako? Well, fortunately, very much single and available ang nag-iisang papable na ito. Hwag niyo kalimutang ilagay dyan, ha?
Mackey: Kapag hindi matino 'yang mga tanong niyo, malilintikan kayo sa akin!
Clyde: Mainit yata ulo mo, 'tol?
Mackey: I hate interviews, dude!
Clyde: Isipin mo na lang, dadami ang mga babaeng tagahanga natin after this.
Mackey: Ah, gano'n ba 'yun? Simulan na pala natin 'to!

Riyel: Give me your whole names and course, boys.
Sean: They prefer 'Rebels', Riyel.
Riyel: Whatever.

Grendle: Grendle John Baciles, Political Science.
Aser: Aser Jezer de Jesus from Business Management Department.
Kyle: Kyle Francis Albarda, Engineering.
Clyde: Clyde Joseph Cortez, ang nag-iisang gwapo at maappeal sa HRM department.
Kyle: At mayabang at babero.
Clyde: Wag ka na umepal, 'tol.
Mackey: Mark Ephraim Lubigan, ang astiging estudyante sa Electrical Engineering.
Kyle: At basagulero.
Mackey: Magaling lang sa martial arts at astig, dude.
Kyle: It's just the same. (hikab)
Grendle: Next question!

Riyel: Bakit iyan ang napili ninyong kurso?
Sean: Or what do you want to be kaya iyan ang pinili ninyong kurso?

Grendle: I want to be a lawyer. My dad said that I'm very good in making others tell the truth.
Aser: Walang ibang magma-manage ng business namin so I took Business Management. Lalo na at ipapanganak pa lang ang kapatid ko.
Kyle: To be an Engineer.
Aser: Alangan namang maging doktor ka, eh Engineering nga ang kinuha mo, di ba?
Kyle: I know. Their question was just a common sense. Hindi ba nila masasagot iyon ng sarili nila? (hikab) Nakakatamad sumagot.
Clyde: Simple lang naman ang dahilan kaya ako nag-HRM. Para--
Kyle: Para makapambabae.
Clyde: Shuddup, 'tol. Wag mo ako ibuko. Pektusan kita d'yan, eh!
Mackey: It's my turn. Kung bakit ako nag-Engineering? Mayroon kasi kaming malaking construction firm. Ako daw ang magmamana no'n. Besides, gusto kong gumawa ng mansyon sa ekta-ektaryang lupain namin sa Ilocos at Isabela.
Clyde: Wow, 'tol! Bigatin ah!
Mackey: Syempre, dude. Panghatak ng admirers. Maraming babae ang madaling magkagusto sa maraming lupain at assets.
Grendle: Pwede na bang umalis?

Riyel: Teka, marami pa kaming itatanong.

Kyle: (tumayo) Time's up! (nilayasan ang interview)

Riyel: Wait!
Sean: Masanay ka na sa kanila. Kumuha na lang ulit tayo ng interview sa kanila next time.
Riyel: Pero... Pero--
Sean: Okay, Rebels. Any parting words?

Grendle: Just want to say 'hi' to my girlfriend. Hi, Donita! That's all. Thank you. (nilayasan na rin ang interview)
Aser: Hi din sa girlfriend ko d'yan sa Journalism department. Hi, Krizhia! I love you!
Clyde: Masyadong namamadali si Kyle, mga 'tol. May date ba iyon?
Mackey: Baka pupuntahan si Jaz, dude?
Clyde: Whaat?
Mackey: Ibalato mo na si Jaz kay Kyle, dude.
Clyde: Hmm. Sige na nga. Anyways, hi to all my fans! Este, our fans! Keep on supporting this hot and gorgeous drummer! Mahal ko kayong lahat! Kung may mag-aaya ng date, I'm always available so don't hesitate!
Mackey: Hi din sa lahat ng mga cute girls na fans ng The Rebel Slam! Ako na lang ang i-date niyo. You, girls, are safe with me. Kaya--

Sean: Okay! Time's up! Salamat, Rebels! And thank you to our readers slash supporters! Hanggang sa muli!
Riyel: =______________=

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Hi, rebels! Nalimutan ko pala ipublish ito. Haha. Matagal na po ito. Nasa 2014 or 2015 pa ata to. Napost ko na ito dati sa fb page pero nakadraft pala dito. Pasensya Haha 😘