Episode 212: Logan's New Sidekick!

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Usagi: Hello everyone and welcome to the 212th Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars. I'm your host, Usagi Tsukino!

Rei: *snoring*

Usagi: HEY! Wake up, Rei!

Rei: Oh sorry, your boring introduction must have put me to sleep...

Usagi: Oh come on!

*Logan appears*

Logan: Hey guys!

Ami and Yumi: Logie!!

*Do I even need to say it?*

Logan: Hey, where's Durand?

Kim: Durand promised Elijah a Mortal Kombat match after last episode, so he won't be here for a while.

Logan: Ah, I see. Well then, for my first question, how did you guys feel Space Jam: A New Legacy?

Komachi: Well... It was...

Karen: Bad.

Komachi: I mean, it wasn't exactly impressive, but it was...

Karen: Bad, I believe is the word you're looking for.

Komachi: Well, saying it's bad is a little...

Buttercup: OH MY GOD, JUST SAY IT WAS BAD!!

Komachi: FINE, IT WAS BAD!!! HAPPY NOW?!

Buttercup: Thank you!

Logan: Why do you guys hate it?

Blossom: Because it's just a shameless cashgrab filled with pointless cameos!

Grim: And we're not even in it! Yet Rick and Morty of all shows got in, mon!

Juniper: What? Are we too obscure to deserve an appearance?!

Yumi: Logie, don't tell me you actually LIKED the movie!

Logan: Well... I thought it was... a little good...

*Dark Rouge kicks Logan in the balls*

Logan: GAAAHHH!! WHAT THE HELL, ROUGE?!

Dark Rouge: Your opinion is bad and you should FEEL bad, you EEEEDIOT!!

Dark Dream: Rouge!

Dark Rouge: Oh come on sis, don't tell me you AGREE with him!

Dark Dream: Agree with him?! Hell no I don't! But learn to respect his opinion!

Dark Rouge: Even though it's TRASH?!

Dark Aqua: So tell us, Logan. Why would you think a horrid movie like Space Jam: A New Legacy was ANY good? Answer CAREFULLY if you wish to keep your bones unscathed.

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