Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 240th Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars! Today you'll finally get to see who will be joining us!
Maya: Who is it gonna be, Durand?
Clara: And why weren't we informed?!
Hana: Wait... You didn't...
Me: Ah ah ah. Not yet, ladies. We need to reveal the additional character first! Care to guess who it is?
Aqua: Durand... You better not have brought Eris in this series!
Eris: Ahem! I'm already here, stupid!
Aqua: I meant MY Eris, dumbass!
Me: Well it's not Eris, BUT it IS one of your chum, Aqua.
Megumin: Wait, there's only one other person that comes to mind!
Kazuma: AWWWWWW YEAH!! GIMME THE BOOBS, BABY!!
Me: Uh huh... Judging by your response, you must've figured out who it is. Wiz, come on down!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the big-boobed lich wizard onstage*
???: Uh, hello...
Iona: WHAT THE HELL?!
Anne: Why are boobs so big?!
Luz: Avert your eyes, Molly! *covers Molly's eyes*
Love (Fresh): Kazuma, do all your friends have such big boobs?!
Kazuma: Unfortunately no, but I wouldn't have it any other way!
Hibiki: Stupid pervert...
Me: Wiz, didn't I tell you to put on that robe to cover up your breasts?!
Wiz: Sorry, they wouldn't fit on me...
Me:*sigh* OK, I'll get you one later, but for now, the show must go on. Time for the 2nd newcomer! Care to guess who it i-
*Before I can announce the next newcomer, Ron comes busting in*
Ron: GUYS!! JAKE LONG IS JOINING, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kim: HUH?!
Me: How did you-
Ron: He just tweeted about his inclusion!
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