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Leah: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Briana: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Tanqr, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Preston : But – that's just a trash can.
Tanqr: It sure is!

Dani : If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Sona: I beg to differ
Dani : Then Beg

Denis: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Sketch : I do have a sense of humor you know
Denis: I've never heard you laugh before
Sketch : I've never heard you say anything funny

Denis: Why are your tongues purple?
Kreek: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tanqr : I had a red one.
Denis: oh
Denis:
Denis: OH
Sketch :
Sketch : You drank each other's slushies?

Kreek : Tanqr ...
Tanqr : Oh no, 'Tanqr ' in b-flat.
Tanqr : You're disappointed.

Sanna: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Leah: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Kreek : I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Tanqr : 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Kreek : Jokes on you, I can't do math

Sketch, tending to Calixo 's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Calixo : Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Russo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Dj: What did you do?
Russo: Nobody died.
Dj: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Kreek: Welcome, fellow idiots
Past Kreek: Hello, future me.
Kreek: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Past Kreek: You underestimate me.


Kreek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Tanqr: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Kreek: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Nightfoxx : Actually I did the math, Tanqr would have $225, not $0.15.
Tanqr: Fam I'm right here....
Denis: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kreek: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Denis: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kreek: :(
Nightfoxx : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Tanqr would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Denis: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Nightfoxx : You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ashley : Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Nightfoxx : Apply juice to what
Megan: Directly to the forehead
Tanqr: Great chat everyone

Dj: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sabrina: Wasn't Russo with you?
Russo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Kreek: I'm an idiot.
Tanqr :
Ashley :
Hyper :
Denis :
Kreek:
Tanqr : If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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