Olix: Money... Is like president trading cards.
Albert: You know, people treat me like a god.
Chizeled: How?
Albert: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Bandi: Jandel said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Keyin is third. They have no favorite person. They're holding the position open.
Jake: What's two plus two?
Nightfoxx: Math.
Jake: ...I will accept that answer.
Amber: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Bandi: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Sabrina: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Sharkblox: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Petey: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Sharkblox: *flips the board*
Redninja: Yesterday, I overheard Koneko saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jake replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Sanna: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Jelly, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
Babyfox: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Amber: Sure.
Babyfox: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Amber: ...down?
Babyfox: N-
Chizeled: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Babyfox:
Babyfox: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs...
Steak: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Cari: I could kill you if I wanted.
Lana: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Digito: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Poke: No, well, actually, it is.
Digito: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
DaPandaGirl: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Hazem: Hey, spaghetti, we're having DaPandaGirl for dinner.
Jessetc: What is wrong with you people?
Chase: Shut up, chocolate.
Barbie: Why is Lego crying?
Calixo: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Lego: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Barbie: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Lego: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Barbie: NO, NOT THAT!
Tanqr: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Nightfoxx: Tanqr, NO!
Woozlo: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Woozlo: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Poke: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Steak: So did their neck.
Bella: You saved me! Why?
DaPandaGirl: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Russo: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Lana: Say no to drugs.
Lana: Say yes to drugs.
Lana: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
Sharkblox: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Sharkblox Jr.
Petey: But who comes up when you look up Sharkblox on Google?
Sketch: That's what I thought!
Petey: One Sharkblox to rule them all!
Thinknoodles: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Briana: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
Jake: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
Lego: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Lclc: Ok, Lego, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Lego: 1917.
Lclc: ...You're ready.
Hyper: Whoa, Digito, what's up with that angry face?
Digito: Hazem won't stop talking about how "Ancient Egyptians were furries".
Hazem: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Digito: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
Petey: You might not know this, Coeptus, but I am a flawed person.
Coeptus: I do know that.
Jessetc: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Coeptus: I'm worried about you.
Petey & DaPandaGirl in the back of Woozlo's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Kaden: We have food at home.
Woozlo: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Petey & DaPandaGirl: YAYYYYYY!
Woozlo: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Peetah: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Devoun: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Hyper: My head hurts.
Cari: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Peetah: Time for plan G.
Hyper: Don't you mean plan B?
Peetah: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Ashley: What about plan D?
Peetah: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Poke: What about plan E?
Peetah: I'm hoping not to use it. Woozlo dies in plan E.
Devoun: I like plan E.
Kaden: You spent all our money on THIS??
Albert, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Tanqr: Hazem, my old friend!
Hazem: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Tanqr: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Petey: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Babyfox: But don't you hate yourself?
Petey: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Russo: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Leah: What changed your mind?
Russo: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Denko: Adulting is hard.
Denko: How do I quit?
Briana: Time travel.
Poke: Die.
Kreek: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Denis: Possibly.
Kreek: I'm in.
*Ashley recording whilst Mrbooshot and Chizeled are arguing*
Mrbooshot: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Ashley: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Chizeled, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Mrbooshot: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Chizeled: It's my favorite movi-
Mrbooshot: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, CHIZELED!
Chizeled: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Mrbooshot: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
