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*The squad is over at Minitoon 's house*
Ikeas : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Minitoon : ... N-No...
Minitoon , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ikeas , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Barbie: I see a-
Minitoon , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ikeas : Oh, well I-
Minitoon : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Minitoon , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Coeptus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Newfissy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Minitoon : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Minitoon : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Minitoon , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Minitoon : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Bethink, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Minitoon :
Ikeas : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Minitoon :
Minitoon , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Sabrina : What do you think Dj will do for a distraction?
Russo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Russo: ... or he could do that.

Chizeled: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Timmeh: The car takes a screenshot.
Kreek: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Sabrina : If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Dj: If?
Russo: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Dj, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Sabrina: You did WHAT–
Russo: William Snakepeare

Koneko: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Chase: Several traffic violations.
Chizeled: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Chloegames: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Sharkblox: Also, that's not our car.

Kreek: Favorite horror movie?
Tanqr: It
Russo: Saw
Dj: Annabelle
Sabrina: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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