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Timmeh: *watching their house burn down*
Timmeh:
Timmeh: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Russo: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Albert: Okay-
Denis: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Albert, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass..

Dj: Hi.
Russo: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Dj: I did.
Russo: And what did they say?
Dj: "Thank you."
Russo: You're totally welcome. What'd they say?
Dj: They said, "Thank you." I said "I love you" and Sabrina said, "Thank you."

Russo: Is this your plan B?
Dj: Technically, this is plan P.
Russo: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Dj: Yes, but I marry Sabrina in plan M.
Sabrina: I like plan M.

Jelly: Hey, Sanna, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Sanna: Yeah.
Jelly: And you, Leah?
Leah: Umm... yes?
Jelly: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Leah: Did they just-

Kreek: How did you even get in here?
Poke: Tanqr's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Poke's door"!
Tanqr: I'm closing the window.

Lego: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Hyper: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

and now on responsible siblings vs non responsible siblings!
Bandi: How do Dani and Sketch usually get out of these messes?
Denis: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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