Dexter, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
Dexter, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
Sketch: What happened to Koneko?
Chloegames: They died.
Sketch: They what?
Chloegames: They died, but they're okay.
Sketch: ...Can you please clarify?
Koneko: Clarification is for the weak.
Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Ant: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Peetah, holding an unconscious Seedeng: Oh no. Please don't be dead.
Cop: What are your names?
Jelly: Don't tell them, Kreek.
Cop, writing: Kreek...
Jelly: Crap.
Kreek: Nice going, Jelly.
Cop:
Kreek: Uh oh.
Bella: Preston has never seen Star Wars? Sanna, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, Sanna! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
Sanna: Why would you do that?
Nightfoxx: Because I feel guilty.
Denko: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
Preston: You want some leftovers?
Thinknoodles: What are those?
Preston: You've never had leftovers before?
Thinknoodles: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.
Sketch: Can I have your number?
Calixo, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
Temprist: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Ashley: I'm tired.
Hyper: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Ashley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
Megan: Minitoon, we're hungry!
Denko: Minitoon! What's for dinner?
Timmeh: We're hungry, Minitoon!
Minitoon, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Woozlo, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Kreek: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Jake, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Kreek: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
Woozlo: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Lego:
Woozlo: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Lego: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Bandi: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Russo: I don't know how to do that.
Jelly: I don't wear a watch.
Albert: Time is a construct.
Tanqr: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Peetah: Nat 20 Charisma.
Tanqr: That is NOT how that works-
Temprist: *speaking Spanish*
Russo: I know, I know.
Denko: You speak Spanish?
Russo: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Temprist speaks.
Albert: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Peetah: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
Nightfoxx: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Preston, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
Sketch: I'm bored.
Ikeas: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Sketch: Sure!
Ashley, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Redninja down!!
Sanna: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Russo: ...We're on the ground floor.
Sanna: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Woozlo: Here you go, Ominous, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Ominous: It's cold.
Woozlo: A nice cup of coffee.
Ominous: It's horrible!
Woozlo: Cup of coffee.
Ominous: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Woozlo: C U P.
