Dj: Russo, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Russo: Well of course I have.
Russo: Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.
Russo: Just be yourself.
Albert: 'Be myself'? Russo, I have one day to win Denis over.How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Sketch: Couple weeks.
Jake: Six months.
Bandi: Jury's still out.
Albert: See, Russo?
Albert: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
NightFoxx: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nick: ... I did .I broke it.
NightFoxx: No .No you didn't. Woozlo?
Woozlo: Don't look at me. Look at LCLC.
LCLC: What?! I didn't break it.
Woozlo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
LCLC: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Woozlo: Suspicious.
LCLC: No, it's not!
Gravy: If it matters, probably not, but Russo was the last one to use it.
Russo: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Gravy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Russo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Gravy!
Nick: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, NightFoxx.
NightFoxx: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Gravy: NightFoxx...Woozlo's been awfully quiet.
Woozlo: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
NightFoxx, being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
NightFoxx: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
NightFoxx:
NightFoxx: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Jackeryz, watching Albert and Bandi from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they're not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
Jake: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Preston: How can you still say that?
Jake: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
*Peetah sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Nightfoxx: I ain't reading all that.
Nightfoxx: I'm happy for you tho.
Nightfoxx: Or sorry that happened.
Albert: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Preston: If I was married to you I'd drink it.
Hazem: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
Dj: Yes, and that's coming from me.
*playing twister*
Peetah: Right hand red.
Poke: *ends up on top of Hyper*
Hyper: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Peetah: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Mrbooshot: You saved me! Why?
Poke: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Calixo: So, what's Denis's type?
Sketch: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, duck lover.
Calixo: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Sketch: Did I mention oblivious?
Calixo: Yeah, why?
Sketch: Okay, just making sure.
Woozlo, holding a rock: Devoun just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Nick: If you don't marry them, I will.
Woozlo: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Denko: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Kaden: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Bella: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Ant: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Peetah: Mental stability, my old friend!
Woozlo: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Hazem: I type how I think.
Bella: Odd that you type at all then.
Woozlo: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Jackeryz: Not by the law!
Tanqr: Pinkleaf, my old friend!
Pinkleaf: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Tanqr: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Seedeng: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
BabyFox: You're right, Seedeng.. Violence can't be the answer.
Seedeng: Correct, BabyFox. Now, on to the next lesso-
BabyFox: Violence is the question.
BabyFox: And the answer is yes!
Seedeng: BabyFox, no!!
Nightfoxx: My head hurts.
Lclc: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Mrbooshot: Bella is playing hard to get.
Mrbooshot: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Briana: I was voted "friendliest classmate" in high school.
Coeptus: I was voted "most likely to become a clown"...
DaPandaGirl: You think that's bad? HA! I was voted "most likely to get rabies"!
Nightfoxx: The floor is lava!
Booshot: *helps Bella onto the counter*
Petey: *kicks BabyFox off the sofa*
Hazem: *lays on the floor*
Nightfoxx: ...Are you okay?
Hazem: No.
Digito, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Poke, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Lego, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Calixo, appalled: Call the exorcist
Nyxie: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Nick: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Denis: I'm sad.
Temprist: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Temprist: And das not good.
Ikeas: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Barbie: Strong.
Nightfoxx: Weak.
MiniToon: An idiot, is what your are
Ashley: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Peetah: wHat?
Ashley: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Peetah: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Woozlo: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
Nyxie: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Amber: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for NightFoxx.
Nyxie, pointing their hot glue gun towards Amber: You're on thin fucking ice.
Bandi, texting: Answer your phone
Nightfoxx, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Bandi: Understood
Bandi, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Nightfoxx.
Lclc, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
Sharkblox: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Sketch: Sharkblox, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Peetah: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Poke: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Devoun: Fuck you.
