34 but Russo brainrot

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Russo: I forgot.
Boringsworth: Who forgets to disarm a bomb that could potentially explode the world?!
Russo: Well, that's a stupid question. The answer is obviously me.

Russo: Can I kill him?
1x1x1: No.
Russo: Just a little bit?

Russo: Murder wasn't on todays agenda.
Dj: It's not on anyone's.
Russo: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Sabrina, realizing she's late to a meeting: Sorry, I have to go-plant a tree.
Russo: Did you know that humans make great fertilizer?
Dj: How do you know that?!

Russo: I hope we draw the attention of the FBI!
JP: Are you insane?! We'd get caught!
Russo: Yeah but, I've never seen a door get kicked down.

Russo: This is my life now, I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it.
Duncan: Shut up, you've been hiking for approximately twenty minutes.

Boringsworth: Why did you blow up the lobby?!
Russo: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Dj: You aren't as evil as you think!
Russo: No, I'm much worse.

Russo: Is it still called murder if I give them a heads up before?
1x1x1: That's called a threat.
Russo: Damn.

Russo: Would a bag full of explosives help?
JP: Help? Why didn't you tell us about them hours ago?!

Yeah yeah whatever this is short but who cares

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