Dj, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Ashley, sick of Dj's shit: They weren't wrong.
Kreek: As your best friend—
Poke: Hyper is my best friend.
Kreek, holding a knife: As your best friend—
Jake: And what do I get out of this?
Sanna: I will give you a dollar.
Jake: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Sanna: How bout two dollars?
Jake: You got yourself a deal.
Ant: Briana is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Sanna: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?
Ant: ...yes?
Sanna: That's probably it.
Sabrina: I am going to need you to swear-
Keiyso: Fuck.
Sabrina:
Sabrina: ...swear as in promise.
Sketch, skipping rocks on a lake with Denis: It's such a beautiful evening.
Denis: Yeah, it is.
Denis: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
Dj: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Ominous : I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Hyper: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
Tanqr, to Ashley: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
Megan: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Keiyso: Put spaghetti in it.
Megan: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Albert: Put spaghetti in it.
Megan: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Seedeng: Put spaghetti in it.
Megan: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Hyper: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Poke: You sleep with a teddybear.
Hyper: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Nightfoxx: :)
Devoun: >:(
Nightfoxx: Turn that frown upside down!
Devoun: ):<
Nightfoxx: Not sure what I was expecting...
Koneko: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
Koneko: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Chizeled: Hey, Koneko.
Koneko: GODDAMNIT!
Bandi: I think I'm falling for you.
Kreek: Then get up.
Poke: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
Jake: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Barbie: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Jake: We are not doing this!
Sketch: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Mrbooshot: Sure.
Sketch: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Mrbooshot: ...down?
Sketch: N-
Poke: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Sketch:
Sketch: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...
Sketch: Yeah, I don't like people.
Megan: Oh, well now that's not fair Sketch. Have you met all of them?
Sketch: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
Temprist: Wow! Chase made you cry?
Coeptus, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
