Peetah: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Peetah: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Peetah: Orange.
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Sketch: Oh no, that's terrible!
Jake: Did they win?
Devoun, to the Squad: I'd die for you.
Koneko: Then perish.
Bella: You will.
Dexter: Please don't.
Leah: Cool.
Minitoon: I'd die for you first.
Denko: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Devoun.
Hyper: Kill me nowwwww.
Bella: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
Coeptus: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Kreek: You hang out with Woozlo, Minitoon, Megan, and Ant.
Kreek: It's not as high a compliment as you think.
Calixo: You're from Ohio, right?
Bella: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.
Bella: I live in the moment.
Leah: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Dani: *sighs*
Dani: I killed a man.
Keiyso: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Keiyso: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Keiyso: I'm looking at you, Chizeled, you jealous mop.
Chloegames, about Kaden: They're speaking some kind of French.
Preston: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
Russo, to Woozlo: If you see Temprist, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Russo: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Woozlo: oh, and Russo said to give you a message.
Woozlo: *makes a neutral face*
Temprist: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Preston: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Hyper: Sure!
Hyper: Whats your favorite color?
Preston, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
Ashley: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Minitoon: You can eat a rock.
Barbie: Air.
Keiyso: The fabric of time and space.
Sharkblox: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Ashley: You guys are not helpful.
Chloegames: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Lego: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Chloegames:
Chloegames: What?
Lego: I need to feed my Neopets!
Thinknoodles: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Thinknoodles: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Nightfoxx: Bonjour.
Poke: Le growl.
Seedeng: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Leah: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Sabrina: Leah, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Bandi?
Ashley: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Peetah: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
Sketch: Which movie are you and Nightfoxx going to see tonight?
Minitoon: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Nightfoxx wants.
Sketch: Which one do they want to see?
Minitoon: I haven't decided yet.
Dexter: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Poke: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Dexter: I like the way you think.
Seedeng: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Ashley: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Seedeng: God?!
Devoun: Adulting is hard.
Devoun: How do I quit?
Sharkblox: Time travel.
Cari: Die.
Calixo: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Dexter: That sounds like a dare to me.
Calixo: Oh my god.
Albert: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Sketch: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Ant: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Dani: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Poke: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Poke: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Poke: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Temprist: This is Monopoly.
Denis: So what's the plan?
Chase : I don't know. You're smart, *points at Albert* they're mean, come up with something.
Denko: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
*Sharkblox teaching Ashley to drive and taking Denis along for the ride*
Sharkblox: That's a pothole. To the left!
Ashley: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Denis, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Ashley: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Sharkblox, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Ashley: Country Roads.
Denis: To the place.
Ashley and Denis in unison: I Belong!
Sharkblox, crying harder: What the fuck?
