Kaden: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.
Schlep to FgTeev: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Jake: Cockroach ankles!
Schlep: Ye- uh, what?
DJNinja: You're alive.
Tanqr: No need to sound so disappointed.
Hyper: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Minitoon: It's just you.
Nightfoxx: Why are you drinking?
Poke: I drink when I'm depressed.
Nightfoxx: But you're always drinking?
Poke: *smug grin*
SimplyBubbliie: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Nightfoxx: Actually, Nick is my favourite.
SimplyBubbliie: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Poke: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Poke: It is now a danger pin.
Preston, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
Sabrina: Do you guys hear something?
Jake: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Woozlo: Please pray for Peetah.
Nightfoxx: What happened to them?
Devoun: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
Chase : Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
Nightfoxx:
Nightfoxx: Why are you eating dirt?
Chase : Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Cop: You ran a red light.
ProjectSupreme: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
ProjectSupreme: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Denis: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Albert: Hi.
Denis: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Lclc: Chizeled learned how to fold origami penguins from Kreek the other day. I told them, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day they put them in the fridge.
Woozlo: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Nyxie: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.
Temprist, throwing their head into Kaden's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Kaden, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
BigB: Nice rock.
Temprist: Thanks, Ikeas gave it to me.
Ikeas: I threw it at you!
Temprist: Aren't they the sweetest?
Sketch: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly. Calixo: Why not?
Sketch: Because I don't know what they mean.
Steak: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Cinq: I'm aware of that.
Steak: But then you and I had some time together.
Cinq: Uh-huh?
Steak: It did not get better.
Peetah: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
Jelly: I'm a multitasker!
Jelly: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.
ProjectSupreme: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
*the TV is freaking out*
Russo: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Russo: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
Leah: Hi, I'm Leah, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
Bandi: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Bandi: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Bandi: Orange.
Poke: What do we say when making bread?
Deeter, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Poke: And what do we NOT say?
Nick, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
Jake: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
Jake: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Sanna, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Chase : *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Bandi: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Nyxie: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Sanna: I hate all of you.
Sketch: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Albert: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Chocolate: College dropouts?
Sketch: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Poke: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
Ashley: Between Nightfoxx, Devoun, Peetah, and Nick -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Woozlo: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Cari: Nightfoxx?
Woozlo: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Nightfoxx: Hi, who's this? Babyfox changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Cari: What's mine?
Nightfoxx: Dwarf.
Cari: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Nightfoxx: Oh, hey Cari.
Cari: FUCK!
Lana: Are you coming to bed?
Megan: I can't. This is important.
Lana: What?
Megan: Someone is wrong on the internet.
ProjectSupreme: If looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen.
Minitoon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Minitoon: How do Woozlo and Nightfoxx usually get out of these messes?
Nyxie: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Denko: So, Cinq and DJNinja.
Denko: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto...
Cinq: We had a bad day.
Denko: And... MURDER?!
DJNinja: It was a pretty bad day...
Sanna: *lying down and crying*
Tanqr: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?
Nightfoxx: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, LCLC?
LCLC: Oh, Nightfoxx. When I die, I'm taking you with me.
Nightfoxx: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.
LCLC: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.
