TazD: If by any chance Ashliea should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.
Ant: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Peetah: Do I get to pick the finger?
Pinkleaf : The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Digito: This unmitigated poppycock?
DaPandaGirl: Extravagant hogwash!
Pinkleaf : Okay, stop.
*when the Squad drops food*
Pinkleaf: Eh, oh well.
Lana: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
TapWater: FUCK!
Bella: *just gets more food*
Steak: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Mrbooshot: *eats the food off the ground*
Kreek: Good night.
Timmeh: Sleep tight.
ProjectSupreme: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Kreek: Great, now Timmeh's crying.
Lana: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!
Chocolate: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Lana's* hey besties !!1!
Lana: I literally hate you so much.
Jandel: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Digito: You can eat a rock.
Minitoon: Air.
Denko: The fabric of time and space.
Sketch: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Jandel: You guys are not helpful.
Nyxie: Nightfoxx, you love me, right?
Nightfoxx: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
Kreek: Everything's fine, Ominous .
Ominous : Kreek, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
Hyper: How late were you up last night?
Minibloxia & TapWater, in tandem: Me?
Hyper: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Hyper, to Hazem: You.
Kreek: Who the fuck-
Thinknoodles: Language!
Kreek: Whom the fuck-
Thinknoodles: No.
Mrbooshot: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Poke: I've been prepared for that my entire life.
Mrbooshot:
Poke: Or something mean about you.
Leah: I don't mean to be rude—
Russo: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
Digito: My only talent is being stress.
BigB: Don't you mean stressed?
Digito: No.
Ashley: Hey guys, today Devoun pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Ashley: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.
Ominous : *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Mrbooshot: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
Kreek: Mrbooshot got into a fight.
Nightfoxx: That's bad.
Nightfoxx:
Nightfoxx: Did they win?
Dexter: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Dexter: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Lana: Dexter just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Lana: I just won Dexter Tantrum Bingo.
BigB: Steak, I know you snuck out to see someone last night.
Steak: If you tell Kreek or Nightfoxx, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.
BigB: Five bucks?
Steak: Fine.
Ominous : I told Bella to grab snacks for everyone.
Digito, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Ominous , Bella, and Petey raise their hands*
Tanqr: I have a bad feeling about this...
Bandites: What do you mean?
Tanqr: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Bandites: No?
Jackeryz : That actually explains so much.
Lclc: *Gasp*
Dexter: wHAT??
Lclc: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Dexter: *inhales*
Keiyso, in another room with Barbie: Why can I hear screeching?
Nightfoxx: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Woozlo: Heck.
Nightfoxx: You're on thin fucking ice.
Nightfoxx: Oh no-
Steak: *running towards Lana with open arms*
Lana: *moves out of the way*
Steak: Hey, why'd you move?!
Lana: I thought you were going to attack me.
Steak: I was going to hug you!
Lana: Why would you hug me?
Steak: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Sketch: Here comes the lightning!
Sketch, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
FgTeev: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
Coeptus: We have fun, don't we, Minitoon?
Minitoon: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Coeptus: What do you want for breakfast, Poke?
Poke: Gay Cheerios.
Coeptus: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
Nightfoxx: Why do I have to be the hero?
Babyfoxx: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Chizeled: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Lego: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
ProjectSupreme: Can I tell them they look nice?
Kreek: Sure.
ProjectSupreme: Can I tell them I respect them?
Kreek: Maybe, if they ask.
ProjectSupreme: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Kreek: ...
Kreek: I'd save that for later.
Bandi: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!
Nick: An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Poke: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Hyper: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Poke: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Hyper: But I heard a siren.
Russo: That was Jessetc.
Jessetc: Sorry, I got nervous.
Hazem: I made tea.
Petey: I don't want tea.
Hazem: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Petey: Then why did you tell me?
Hazem: It's a conversation starter.
Petey: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Hazem: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
