Hyper: Poke! My face is on fire!
Poke: Hyper! Are you ok?!
Hyper: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Poke: But your face is on fire.
Hyper: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Kreek, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Tanqr : I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Kreek, with the tone of someone who is used to Tanqr : Outstanding.
Kreek: This is what I'm talking about people.
Ashley : Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Devoun 's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Kreek: Thanks fam!
Tanqr: oh no
Ashley : *cries* I love you too
Hyper : Sounds fake but okay
Denis : *A flustered mess*
Kreek: Croissants: dropped
Tanqr: Road: works ahead
Ashley : BBQ sauce: on my titties
Hyper : Shavacado: fre
Denis : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Russo:
Russo, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Kreek: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Tanqr: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Ashley : More or less, I guess...
Hyper : That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Denis : I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Dj: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
Kreek, driving Chizeled and Timmeh: So how was your day?
Timmeh: We almost got surprise adopted!
Kreek: What?
Chizeled: We almost got kidnapped.
Kreek: Oh, okay.
Kreek: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Hyper : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Cari: Rude.
Sabrina : That's fair.
Dj: Not again.
Russo: Are you going to want this back?
Megan: Good morning.
Keysio: Good morning.
Kristian: Good morning.
Jake : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Poke: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Hyper: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Poke: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Ant isn't
Hyper: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Cari: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Hyper:
Hyper: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
