Woozlo: I desire moisture.
Nightfoxx: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Minitoon: I lost Bandi.
Koneko: How did you LOSE Bandi?!
Minitoon: To be fair, they are very small.
Digito: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Hyper: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Digito: We are not doing this!
Coeptus: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Ashley: Oh my god, really?!
Coeptus: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
Ominous : Calixo, I know you snuck out to see Sketch last night.
Calixo: If you tell Amber or Cari, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.
Ominous : Five bucks?
Calixo: Fine.
Russo: I'm a reverse necromancer!
Chase : Isn't that just-
Coeptus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying "oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe" is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It's fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, (syntax error). It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Russo. Fuck you.
Devoun: You have to apologize to Dj!
Denis: Fine!
Denis: Unfuck you, or whatever!
Lana: Mice are having sex in my walls.
Hyper: Tattletale!
Calixo: You're just being ungrateful.
Sketch: It's their home too, you know.
Ashley: So what? Don't slutshame them.
Lana: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
Redninja: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Russo: Bet you I can!
Poke: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Kreek: Do you have a self-care routine?
Ashley: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Briana: I just found out from Russo today that when Pinkleaf died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Steak said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."
Denko: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Jackeryz : You're too young to have enemies.
Denko: You don't even know.
Hyper: What are you getting Hazem for the holidays?
Olix: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Cari: I'm getting Hazem a divorce lawyer.
Jake: Stressed.
Ashley: Depressed.
Russo: Possessed.
Cari: Obsessed.
Denis: Impressed.
Ominous : Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Ominous : I just wanted to join in.
Peetah: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Peetah: wAiT a MiNuTe-
Hazem: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Calixo: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Sketch, deer!"
Hazem: ...And what did Sketch do?
Calixo: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
Pinkleaf : Am I going to far?
Poke: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Kreek: I told Dani to grab snacks for everyone.
Steak, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Kreek, Dani, and Koneko raise their hands*
Leah: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Woozlo: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Pinkleaf : Neither.
Pinkleaf : Because it's twelve.
Tanqr: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Jackeryz : Not by the law!
Sanna: When's the last time you slept?
Woozlo: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Sanna: A few- how many?!
Woozlo: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Sanna: What you need is sleep!
Russo: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Olix: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Hazem.
Denko: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Megan: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Seedeng: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Devoun: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Poke: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Keyin: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Hyper: It was a dare.
Woozlo: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
Thinknoodles: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Pinkleaf : Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Steak: I kicked Devoun in the shin-
Devoun: -So I kicked Steak between the legs.
Sanna: I burned a town down.
Thinknoodles: What?!
Devoun: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Sanna: A lot of things.
Steak: No shit.
Bandi: Why are you doing this?
Denis: Same reason I do everything, Bandi. To get somebody to like me.
Bella: I owe you one.
Mrbooshot: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
Poke: I'm never having a debate with Cari again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
Amber: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Sabrina: Don't ever speak to me again.
Temprist: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Digito: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Temprist, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!
Steak: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Jandel: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Steak: I don't have time for their problems.
