Petey: If I may interject...
Steak: Oh, awesome, Petey was eavesdropping.
Pinkleaf: So what do you have planned for the future?
Booshot: Lunch.
Pinkleaf: No, like long term.
Booshot: Oh...um, dinner?
Petey: What's worse than a heartbreak?
MiniBloxia: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Lana: Waking up in the morning.
Booshot: Waking up.
Ammon & Chizeled:*Playing video games*
Lego: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Ammon: *silence*
Chizeled: *silence*
Lego, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Ammon & Chizeled in shame: Yeah...
Booshot: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Booshot: And I started thinking.
Booshot: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Booshot: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
DJNinja: Are you ok?
Bella: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
TapWater: ....
MiniBloxia: .....
Petey: ......
ProjectSupreme: ..Who?
Bella: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at ProjectSupreme*
Hazem: Go big or go home!
Ammon: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Hazem: I'm going big!
TapWater: You're not my friend anymore.
Steak: I was your friend?
Olix: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Lana: Oh my god, really?!
Olix: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
Petey: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Olix: A horrible decision, really.
*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Petey: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding MiniBloxia.
Pinkleaf: For the record, I already found them.
SiimplyBubliie: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Pinkleaf: They stabbed me!
Petey: I'm surprised they waited this long, Pinkleaf. We've all had the urge.
TazD: *plays shreksophone*
TazD: Woo.
TazD: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
ChloeGames: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
ProjectSupreme: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Steak: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Steak: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Steak: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Chizeled: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Booshot: You know, Steak, you are the sun in my life.
Steak: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Booshot: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
Digito, trying to comfort Lana: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
ProjectSupreme: Why does Pinkleaf always do the laundry so loudly?
Bella: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Pinkleaf, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Lana: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
SharkBlox: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Lana: You don't have to wear...
SharkBlox: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Hazem: Hi, I'm Olix's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Hazem: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
Booshot, texting: Answer your phone
Pinkleaf, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Booshot: Understood
Booshot, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Pinkleaf.
Pinkleaf: You disgust me.
Steak: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
Petey: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
TapWater: Please pray for Petey.
DaPandaGirl: What happened to them?
TapWater: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
Steak: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Petey: What changed your mind?
Steak: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Digito: Why does everyone want to kill SharkBlox?
Hazem: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
SiimplyBubliie: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, DaPandaGirl?
DaPandaGirl: ...Not really.
SiimplyBubliie: Nothing?
DaPandaGirl: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
ProjectSupreme: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Olix:
ProjectSupreme: Vroom vroom, come out already.
Lana: Watcha doin?
Bella: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Lana: Scandalous.
Lana: Can I help?
*when the Squad drops food*
DaPandaGirl: Eh, oh well.
Steak: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Chizeled: FUCK!
ChloeGames: *just gets more food*
Digito: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Petey: *eats the food off the ground*
Ashliea, trying to impress SiimplyBubliie: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
DJNinja: They turned it off and back on again.
Booshot: I need a long word.
TapWater: T-rex but the long one.
TazD: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Lana: We call that a traumatic experience.
Lana, turning to Cinq: Not a "bruh moment".
Lana, turning to Pinkleaf: Not "sadge".
Lana, turning to Olix: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Lego: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Lego: *sees Petey shoving Steak into the washing machine while Hazem records and SiimplyBubliie watches*
Lego: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Cinq: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Digito, exasperated: WHY?!?
Digito points at Hazem: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Digito points at Bella: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Digito points at Cinq: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Digito: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
Hazem, to ProjectSupreme: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
