Ominous: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Sharkblox: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Sabrina: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Woozlo: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Denis: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Temprist: Talk dirty to me~
Albert: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Temprist: Wha-
Albert: The economy is in shambles.
Woozlo: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Denis: Only as their rodeo clown.
Ikeas: You are a solid 11/10.
Minitoon: Aw, thank-
Ikeas: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
Poke: How do you do that?
Sanna: I'm fearless.
Russo: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Sanna: I'm mostly fearless.
Temprist: So, are they your friend or...
Preston: They're like Sabrina, but if Sabrina was ordered to be around you.
Temprist: Oh, so Albert.
Preston: Precisely!
Ant: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Ant: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
Timmeh: Define "dream".
Jake: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Bandi: That's too dark!
Dj, talking about Hyper: Is this a friend of yours, Kreek?
Kreek: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Ikeas: *plays shreksophone*
Ikeas: Woo.
Ikeas: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Poke: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
Russo: *is visibly upset*
Ikeas: Russo, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Hyper: Why is Woozlo crying?
Thinknoodles: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Woozlo: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Hyper: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Woozlo: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Hyper: NO, NOT THAT!
Preston: What are you two arguing about this time?
Bandi: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Denis: Cry me a table, Bandi.
Jandel: My head hurts.
Lego: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Denis: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Nightfoxx: You were gone?
Devoun: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Ant: I don't usually eat with losers.
Devoun: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
Keyin: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Sanna: You can eat a rock.
Nightfoxx: Air.
Minitoon: The fabric of time and space.
Coeptus: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Keyin: You guys are not helpful.
Bandi: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Chase: Oh. We're going out?
Bandi: Wh...
Poke: I have an idea.
Briana: A good idea?
Poke: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Koneko, watching Temprist do something stupid: Poke, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Poke: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Koneko: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back
