Petey: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Chizeled, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Booshot: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
Chizeled: I'm 80Chizeled awesome 20Chizeled water and 100Chizeled handsome.
Lego: That's 200Chizeled.
Chizeled: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
Lana: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
Digito: You know, Petey, you are the sun in my life.
Petey: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Digito: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
Babyfox: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Steak: No.
Digito: No.
Babyfox: Didn't think so.
Booshot: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Bella, blushing: Okay.
Kreek: It's fucking summer.
Digito: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Steak: Can't relate.
Babyfox: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Petey: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Timmeh: ...
Steak: Isn't a bit dangerous?
Lana: Steak, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Steak: ...
Lana: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Steak: ...
Lana: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
Petey: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Chizeled: *crouches down*
Bella: *kneels down*
Pinkleaf: *sits on the floor*
Petey:
Petey: I hate all of you.
Lego: What time is it?
Booshot: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Booshot: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Kreek: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Booshot: It's 2 am
Bella: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Lana: Did Pinkleaf or Booshot say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Bella: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Kreek: Where is Booshot?
Pinkleaf: I'll do you one better, who is Booshot??
Steak: Here's a better question, why is Booshot?
Timmeh: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Digito: Actually, Timmeh, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Steak: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Petey: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.
Booshot: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Pinkleaf: Booshot-
Pinkleaf: It- it was just an ant-
Bella: I fell—
Petey: From heaven?
Bella: No, I literally fell—
Petey: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Bella: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Petey: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Petey: I hate you.
Digito: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Booshot: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Digito, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Booshot, sighing: I can name a few people...
Digito: What did you get Babyfox for their birthday?
Petey: I got them a kitten.
Digito: Really? Me too!
Lego: I also got them a cat.
Pinkleaf: Looks like we had the same idea.
Petey: Bella, please tell me you didn't get Babyfox a cat as well!
Bella: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
Babyfox, trying to avoid her parents in her room surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
Bella: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Steak: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
Kreek: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Booshot: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Kreek: You're giving me a sticker?
Bella: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Kreek: I'm not a preschooler.
Bella: Fine, I'll take it back-
Kreek: I earned this, back off!
Kreek: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Petey:
Kreek: Hello? World's most amazing person??
Petey: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Steak: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Chizeled: Alright.
Kreek: Hey, I-
Steak: SHUT UP!
Kreek: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Chizeled: It was bound to be stupid.
Petey: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Babyfox, folding her arms: That is not something you actually have installed.
Petey: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
Kreek: Damn, the power went out.
Timmeh: Don't worry, I got this.
Timmeh: *stomps foot*
Kreek: What-?
Timmeh: *Sketchers light up*
Lego: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Steak: Voldemort?
Lego: No.
Steak: Is it Voldemort?
Lego: It's not Voldemort.
Steak: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.
Kreek: We either die free, or die trying!
Pinkleaf: Are those the only choices?
Kreek: Timmeh... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Timmeh: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Kreek:
Kreek: I wrote sanitize, Timmeh.
Petey: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Petey: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
Petey: H-how do you ask someone out?
Booshot: Well, first-
Bella: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Petey: ...And you said yes?
