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Denko: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Woozlo: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Denko: I don't know, surprise me!

Babyfoxx: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Lana: It's kind of complicated, but Petey-
Babyfoxx: Got it. Forget I asked.

Bandi: Are pigeons drones?
Megan: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Bandi: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Megan: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

Amber: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Amber lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Dani: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

Keyin: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Denis: No, we are mad.
Keyin: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Denis: No, we're not!
Keyin: I am not a mind reader, Denis!

BigB: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Digito: Burn the house down.
BigB: And what did you do?
Digito: I made dinner.
BigB:
Digito:
BigB:
Digito: And burnt the house down.

Ashley: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting!

Jackeryz: Remember what I told you.
Hazem: Don't be a cunt.

Olix: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Tanqr: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Olix: One of them punched a gang member.
Tanqr: Petey?
Olix: Ominous, actually.
Tanqr: Oh, that was going to be my second guess. 

NightFoxx: Whoa, Petey, what's up with that angry face?
Petey: Digito won't stop talking about how "Ancient Egyptians were furries".
Digito: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Petey: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

Woozlo: I lost Kreek.
Denis: How did you LOSE Kreek?!
Woozlo: To be fair, they are very small.

Kreek: Are you sure Denis's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

Woozlo: Nyxie, I screwed up, big time.                                                                                                       Nyxie: Woozlo, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

Cari: Bye Lana! Bye Nyxie! Bye MiniBloxia! Bye Jelly! Bye Lana!
Poke: You said 'bye Lana' twice.
Cari: I like Lana.

Ashliea: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Lego: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Ashliea: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Hyper: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.
Jelly: Ok.
Hyper: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Denis, holding an unconscious Russo: Oh no. Please don't be dead.

Bella: It is 6:09 .
Bella: I am wondering why I'm still alive.
Bella: Send Wendy's.
SimplyBubbliie: The whole restaurant?!

Megan: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Peetah: Fake?

Sanna: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

Digito, to Poke: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Poke: *thinking*
Poke: 1994.
EthanGamer: 1994...?
Poke: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Hyper out so I let them hug me.

NightFoxx: Why is there blood everywhere?
Kreek: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
NightFoxx: You stabbed someone?!
Kreek: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Hazem: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Hazem: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Nightfoxx: Hey Steak, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Steak, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nightfoxx: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Steak!

Sketch: *nudges Bandi at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Bandi? Wake up, Bandi! Listen! They're sexless!
Bandi: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

TapWater: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Hyper: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Sabrina: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Bandi: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

MiniBloxia: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Hazem: Explain.
MiniBloxia: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Chloegames: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
MiniBloxia:
MiniBloxia: That's just another highlight!

Sketch: :)
Jake: >:(
Sketch: Turn that frown upside down!
Jake: ):<
Sketch: Not sure what I was expecting...

Devoun: Ah shit, I forgot.
Calixo: Forgot what?
Devoun: How do you expect me to answer that?

Poke: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Russo: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Poke: Oh...
Woozlo, from across the room: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

Devoun: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Ashley: Woozlo is 70Devoun of your impulse control and you know this Devoun.
Woozlo: I feel like Devoun is the more responsible one of us two though.
Devoun: We are both 70Devoun of each others' impulse control.
Woozlo: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off.

Kaden: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

Digito, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Woozlo: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Poke: That doesn't exist.
Woozlo: Not with that attitude.

Pinkleaf: A mouse!
Thinknoodles, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Temprist, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Denko, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Koneko, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Preston: His name is Remi, dummy.
Pinkleaf: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Minitoon: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Koneko: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Poke: Awww, thanks-
Koneko: That's not a good thing.
Poke: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

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