Dani: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.
Pinkleaf : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Sanna: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Pinkleaf : One of them punched a gang member.
Sanna: Leah?
Pinkleaf : Denis, actually.
Sanna: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
Tanqr: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Jake: Burn the house down.
Tanqr: And what did you do?
Jake: I made dinner.
Tanqr:
Jake:
Tanqr:
Jake: And burnt the house down.
Peetah: What do you want then?
Thinknoodles: Er... something work related.
Peetah: What department is this?
Thinknoodles: Sorry?
Peetah: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Peetah: *looks at Kreek and Tanqr * Some sort of homosexual department?
Briana: Are they stupid?
Chase : Yes, but they prefer to be called Hyper.
Dj: Are you mad?
Russo: No.
Dj: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Mrbooshot: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Timmeh: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?
Ikeas: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Pinkleaf : Hot dog costumes!
Ikeas: I'm sorry, what?
Pinkleaf : You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Bella, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Bella hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
Ikeas: Are you saying that Bella would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Bella: I do hate hot dogs.
Kaden: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Denis: Um...Neat.
*later*
Denis, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Megan. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Megan, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Denis. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Zach confessed their love for me?
Denis: Didn't you thank them?
Megan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
Ashley: What are you two arguing about this time?
Nightfoxx: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Keyin: Cry me a table, Nightfoxx.
Dexter: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
Leah: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.
Leah: Even if I seem helpful.
Jake: Then you're in luck.
Jake: Because you don't.
Jake: Are you laughing at that video of Bandi and Dj fighting?
Leah: No.
Leah: I'm laughing at the comments.
Lego: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Seedeng: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Sketch: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Cari: Chase has never seen Star Wars? Keyin, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, Keyin! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
Sharkblox: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Poke: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Hyper, scoffing: Oh, please.
Poke, to Hyper: Hey, how you doin'?
Hyper:
Hyper: *giggles and blushes*
(nah not a romance it's a bromance)
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Seedeng: Thanks fam!
Calixo: Oh no.
Ant: *cries* I love you too.
Koneko: Sounds fake, but okay.
Jandel: *A flustered mess*
Kreek: Can I get a refund?
Russo: Pinkleaf just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Dani: Minitoon, gather the others. We need to have another Temprist-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Sabrina: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Sabrina: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling
Jandel: Albert... I'm bleeding...
Albert: Oh god... what's your blood type?!
Jandel: B positive...
Albert: I'm trying to but you're bleeding-
Hyper: Hold on, I can explain!
Jackeryz : Really? Can you now?
Hyper: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
Dexter: Start talking!
Kaden: Well, I-
Dexter: Shut up!
Megan: We call that a traumatic experience.
Megan, turning to Ominous : Not a "bruh moment".
Megan, turning to Kaden: Not "sadge".
Megan, turning to Raven: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Preston: Slash gamemode creative.
Megan: Dude, this isn't Min-
Preston: *starts levitating*
Ikeas: How do you want your coffee?
Nightfoxx: Black, like my soul.
Ikeas:
Ikeas: Nightfoxx, your soul is a latte.
Woozlo: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Chizeled: Woozlo-
Chizeled: It- it was just an ant-
