Hyper: Ashley... I'm bleeding...
Ashley: Oh god... what's your blood type?!
Hyper: B positive...
Ashley: I'm trying to but you're bleeding-
Ashley, knocking on the door: Hyper, open up!
Hyper: It all started when I was a kid.
Ashley: That's not what I-
Devoun: Let them finish!
Poke: Your smile? It makes my day.
Ashley: Your happiness? I live for that.
Woozlo: A room? Get one.
Hyper: Hotel? Trivago.
Woozlo: Why don't I like this person?
Devoun: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
Woozlo: Maybe it's because their name is "Hyper". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
Devoun: No.
Woozlo: That's because your name is "Devoun".
Devoun: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Woozlo: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Devoun: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Peetah: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Hyper: Looks like someone's a HO.
Woozlo: NaBrO.
Ashley: I'm done with all of you!
Woozlo: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Peetah, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
Hyper: You are a spineless twit!
Woozlo: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Hyper: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Woozlo: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Hyper: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.
Peetah, jumping out of Ashley's closet: BOO!
Ashley:
Peetah:
Ashley:
Peetah: *makes a sad face*
Ashley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
Hyper, to Poke: If you see Devoun, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Hyper: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Poke: oh, and Hyper said to give you a message.
Poke: *makes a neutral face*
Devoun: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Devoun: Is Hyper always like this when they lose?
Poke: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Hyper: You bumped that table and you know it!
Hyper: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Peetah: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Hyper: Obviously. Now, Devoun, pass the shovel.
Ashley, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Peetah: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Hyper, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Peetah: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
Peetah: Though I admit I don't know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Devoun: Who told you my secret?
Woozlo: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Hyper: Make lemonade!
Woozlo: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
Peetah: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Peetah: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling
Hyper: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Ashley: What do you want?
Hyper: I've been stuck with Poke for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Hyper: Help.
Woozlo: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Devoun: Look guys, I need help.
Poke: Love help?
Ashley: Financial help?
Hyper: Emotional help?
Woozlo: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Woozlo*
Woozlo: What?
