Chocolate, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Dexter: Gray.
Dani: Grey.
Chocolate, turning to Jelly: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Jelly: Dark white.
*Albert is substitute teaching*
Student: What did you say?
Albert: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
Lana, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
TapWater: But how-
Lana, ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".
Albert: Is the pink panther a lion?
Kreek: Say that again but slower.
Albert: I don't get it.
Kreek: He's a PANTHER.
Albert: Is that a type of lion?
Kreek: No, it's a fucking panther.
Albert: *googles panther* They aren't pink?
Kreek: AND LIONS ARE?!
Denis: Hey, what's your Netflix password?
Hyper: ihopeyoudie
Denis: Thank you!
Poke: All right, let's go around and tell a secret about ourselves. I'm going to go first– I hate you.
Deeter: *gets a text* Oh! It's Poke.
Ashley, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Deeter: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Ashley: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Deeter: You wanted fake blood?
Ashley:
Deeter: I'll go call Poke.
Poke: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Hyper: Unless you're home alone.
Russo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Barbie: Why? It was important.
Russo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Nightfoxx, shrugging: The people need to know.
Bella: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
MiniBloxia: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
Ok i know this is short but i'm working on something big so take this while you wait
