Jake, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.
Temprist: Can I go to the bathroom?
Jake, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
*In a group chat* Coeptus: A pegan just flew into my window.
Petey: Pegan?
Sanna: A what?
Ashley: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
Deeter: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
Ashley: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
Petey: Hey!
Deeter: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
Coeptus: I literally just made a typo-
Leah: You want some leftovers?
Bandi: What are those?
Leah: You've never had leftovers before?
Bandi: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.
Cari, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?
Leah: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made some of Briana cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.
Sketch: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
Jessetc: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
Ominous : I would do anything for money.
*later*
Ominous , covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Russo: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Devoun: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Russo: Aww, it's a love note for Woozlo?
Devoun: No-
Russo: *opens it*
Russo:
Devoun:
Russo: I can't read this.
DaPandaGirl: Let's write Peetah a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
Amber: Hey besties-
Steak: Die.
Amber: What did I do to you-
Store Worker: Would a "Woozlo" please come to the front desk?
Woozlo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Petey and Babyfoxx: I believe they belong to you?
Petey and Babyfoxx, simultaneously: We got lost.
Woozlo: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Jake: Never gonna make you cry!
Kaden: Never gonna say goodbye!
Jake: Never gonna tell a lie—
Preston: I will hurt you.
Sketch: Hey.
Steak: *pissed off* You... complete ...ASS, Sketch! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say "hey"?!
Petey, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
Olix: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Hazem: ...
Hazem: What a stupid fucking quote.
Hazem: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Woozlo: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Woozlo: *upends the bottle*
Jandel: What should I do?
Jake: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Jandel: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
Bandi: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Dj: What the hell do you do?
Bandi: I die? What kinda question...
Nightfoxx, to Babyfox: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
Lana: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
Bella: Mrbooshot, you're my best friend.
Mrbooshot: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Mrbooshot: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
Peetah, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Devoun, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Woozlo, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Ashley, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Minitoon: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
Steak: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Steak: I didn't hear it.
Denis: Here you go, Leah, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Leah: It's cold.
Denis: A nice cup of coffee.
Leah: It's horrible!
Denis: Cup of coffee.
Leah: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Denis: C U P.
Sketch, Nightfoxx & Mrbooshot: *screaming*
Sharkblox: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Nightfoxx?!
Sketch: Wait, why are you asking Nightfoxx that when Mrbooshot and I are also here?
Sharkblox: Because Nightfoxx wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Amber: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Albert: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.
Amber: Alright, so what would you do?
Albert: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Albert: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.
Albert: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Albert: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.
Albert: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Amber:
Amber: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Poke: Where are your parents?
Pinkleaf : What are parents?
Poke: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Jake: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Ominous : How would you like to live forever?
Sketch: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
Russo: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
Denis: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Amber: Stop failing.
Kreek: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Kreek: *Succeeds*
Kreek: Dang it!
Leah: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Kreek: HELP! I TOLD THE BOYS I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Russo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Bandi, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Chase , who's running the drive thru: ...
Chase : Tequila.
