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Poke: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Tanqr: Thank you for your sacrifice, Kreek.

Bella: And here we see Minitoon and Chizeled in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Minitoon: Gaelic bread.
Chizeled: Grueling brad.
Minitoon: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

Nightfoxx: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Calixo: Did Woozlo say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Nightfoxx: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Chase: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Chase: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jackeryz : Uh... what's up with them?
Denis: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Chase: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Russo, crying: It's working.

Peetah: I don't dab. I stab.

Kreek: Punch me in the face.
Chase: ...Punch you?
Kreek: Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?
Chase: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking but it's usually just subtext.

Puppet-Russo: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Devoun: Last week, Tanqr tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Jparty: We have fun, don't we, Nightfoxx?
Nightfoxx: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Tanqr: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Chase: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Tanqr: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Chase: You forgot pride.
Tanqr: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Bella: I will not let you down.
Timmeh: Sounds fun.
Temprist: K.
Jackeryz : No, I'm fucking not.
Tanqr: Do I have to be?
Devoun: Please god, I am so tired.

Dexter: Preston isn't talking to me.
Chase: Enjoy it while it lasts.

Chizeled: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Russo, Leah, & Peetah: Okay.
Chizeled: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Russo: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Leah: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peetah: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Lego: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Ashley: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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